People Suck

[Rockin03mp5]

Um... Maff....

Your e-penis is so huge... it manages to get everywhere on this site.

Also, I'm sick of people who cannot park. I pride myself on backing in and being perfectly between the lines. Hit-and-runs are a whole nother thing.

Back in college... like... many eons ago... my roommate and i were in best buy. we come out to find an old lady checking out his truck. we were confused, but thought that she was just lost or... you know... gone all alzheimers or something. we get closer and notice his rear bumper is pushed in and crooked. the old lady tells us that a kid in a red car just backed into it. we look and him waiting at the stoplight. (the lady confirmed that was the car) we got in his truck and boy was he furious. he peeled out of there and took off after the jackass. just before the guy started to go we caught up to him and cut him off and blocked him with his truck. now, my roommate was 6-5 and probably 230... he jump out of the truck and well... basically made the little 16 year old piss his pants. got his mommys insurance information... and we were on our way.

that... and my favorite asshole parking job story was on campus when i came out to find someone bumper to bumper with my car... still touching. i mean, im sure we have all love tapped someone (the lumina i was driving had a bumper that was seriously 3 feet beyond where you thought it ended) but only an idiot would stay touching. i looked close and saw that he had a ticket on his windshield since he did not have a permit to park in that lot. lovely i thought... and i took it off his windshield. i found a pen in my bag and proceeded to write "**** you police" in big letter across the ticket that he would have to send in to pay the fine. Hope he enjoyed that one.

 

[aMaff]

That's why I've got a foot of steel with a big 2" ball sticking out behind my bumper. I used to take it off when I wasn't towing, then realized how useful it was for other real-world applications. Rear end me. Go ahead. Enjoy the hole in your radiator

 

[c7scayman]

I once made a reverse J turn into a tight parking spot at 15mph. The spectators looked on as they expected a big crash. I made it in perfectly. My friend and I were laughing at everyone starring.

But I am never trying that again. It was very risky and I was young. Luckily, I had experience from parking cars in very tight spaces through my past jobs at various car dealerships. Anyone else would have probably crashed.

 

[EconoBox]

Alright, guys... Tell me what you would do in this situation. I came out to my car last night and there were about 5 people standing around near my car. One of them kept his beer on the roof of my car (I live in a college town in a big apartment with mostly college students as residents). And another guy was leaning on it. As I walked towards my car, the guy took his beer and the other guy moved. BTW, the ****** leaning on my car was a punk rock/emo b**** with a chain wallet. I checked my car later, no damage. Phew. Anwyays, I just said whassup, made very quick small talk, and drove away. Now, I didn't want to create any issues simply because I don't want my s*** getting keyed in the middle of the night, but I was fuming. What would you guys have done?

 

[fam]

unless you have a secret stash of chemicals that can desolve several bodies....you did exactly the right thing.

 

[thaikim]

Yeah it's tricky... Assholes fueled by beer can do some really effed up stuff... Case in point: There was this one guy in a nice TT Supra with a widebody kit, he parked repeatedly in my buddies reserved spot outside his apt so he would have to circle and find another one... Anywho, he was told several times to please stop parking there and he blatantly ignored this request... So one night my buddies drunk friend noticed him parking again in that spot and proceeded to run out and stomp the front of his bumper and then rip off the GT wing in the back... Now I wasn't there as I would have tried to stop this insanity but moral of the story people can be real a-holes. Sure the guy in the Supra should have stopped parking in the spot but it didn't deserve to end up like that.

Disclaimer: I understand this was effed up please don't say how you would beat the piss out of someone if they did that, chop off appendages, yada yada blah blah blah... I was just sharing this story because I think people can do some really nasty things with complete disregard to other peoples stuff...

 

[sketchcouk]

It happens. Though, its size is the reason why I got it and i Manila where traffic is often tight and street parking scarce, it can fit almost anywhere. But when I'm up for it, during weekends, and the 2 gets bullied, I'll ask them to hang on and wait till I get the Works Evo VII out of the garage.

 

[Rotaryknight]

be glad this didnt happen to you
http://i.imgur.com/2sRH3.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/2tf6j.jpg
Hit and run at 2am....

happened in May, I didnt even have the car for two weeks yet......

If you drink and drive, and hit my car, somebody is going to die.

 

[genericmoniker]

What the s***.

I actually have a more unfortunate story. About 5 minutes after seeing my car for the first time (Dad picked it up from the dealership while I was at work.) I get rear ended at a light. =] It was red.

 

[c7scayman]

I live in Philadelphia, PA. I visited my friends in Michigan. When I came back, this is how my car looked.

HIT AND RUN-Neighbors said it was a Red Ford Explorer estimated to be driving at 30mph. But no one got the license plate number.

After attempting to make it more drivable so I can take it to the body shop (out of pocket expense):

After 1 month in the body shop:

On this same car, when I was in college. Someone busted out the tail light and bulb with a hammer or some other object on purpose-I think out of jealousy because I also had a 1st gen. Porsche Boxster. It was parked in the parking lot at my apartment complex.

I also had people raising my wipers.

And in college, when it snowed, people liked to draw and write innapropriate things on my car using the snow.

 

[EconoBox]

Not a Mazda 2, but my girlfriend's 2011 Mazda 3 got keyed last night! She's devastated. Kept it immaculate and I washed and waxed it for her every 3 months. The scratch is about a foot long - and quite deep - from her driver's side door into the passenger. My 2 was parked close by, but they spared me... ****. I seriously think that I would have caused severe injuries if I had caught the person. I'm thinking I would definitely have not been able to refrain from using excessive force. The 3 was her first car and she bought it brand new after landing a very decent job out of college.

 

[Max Archer]

Alright, guys... Tell me what you would do in this situation. I came out to my car last night and there were about 5 people standing around near my car. One of them kept his beer on the roof of my car (I live in a college town in a big apartment with mostly college students as residents). And another guy was leaning on it. As I walked towards my car, the guy took his beer and the other guy moved. BTW, the ****** leaning on my car was a punk rock/emo b**** with a chain wallet. I checked my car later, no damage. Phew. Anwyays, I just said whassup, made very quick small talk, and drove away. Now, I didn't want to create any issues simply because I don't want my s*** getting keyed in the middle of the night, but I was fuming. What would you guys have done?

Haha, this one reminds me of one that happened to me. I was inside a pizza place waiting for them to finish my order, and I see some dude, walking around the lot on his phone. Dude goes up and leans on my WRX's front fender. Which is made of aluminum, can dent easily, and is basically impossible to fix if it gets dented. So, naturally, I hit the panic button on my remote. I've never seen anybody as startled as the guy was, and he proceeded to flip out for like the next five minutes. He looked at me like he was about to start something when I walked out, and then quickly changed his mind when he saw my two friends and I. Not only were both friends over 6'2", but all three of us had come from an airsoft game earlier in the day and were still wearing our "uniforms", which we'd chosen specifically to look like generic movie badguys. The dude probably thought we were militia guys or something, haha.

 

[genericmoniker]

I'll never understand why people feel the need to lean on other peoples cars. They make walls for that.

 

[Gravity]

Agreed. When people do s*** to my car it always makes me want to get stabby. But the reality is, I'm WAy to passive aggressive for that. I'm more likely to report drunk driving (which is a 911 related thing up here...) or find some other way to mess with them. One time coming off a light into a parking garage, the guy in front of me had to pause to make a left turn, i waited and went ahead, and this cock came in from the right-turn only force out lane and cut me off, narrowly missing the sidewalk on the garage's entrance...

I followed him up the ramp and throught he lot and when he got out of his car I just said "If you're going pull something blatantly illegal and stupid with your car, best not to do it to an off-duty cop Mr. (lic. number here)" and walked away...

Sure impersonating a cop is illegal, but with the look on his face no jury in the world would convict me! I didn't actually say *I* was a cop after all

 

[Tom_Mazda2]

I hate parking lots were shopping carts have a mind of there own. I always park way in the back to avoid the a-hole door dingers

 

[Racebrewer]

Yup. People suck. It usually costs more though...........

John

 

[i12drivemyMP5]

Hopefully, later toward the end of the year, there will be 1 less gigantic suck for us all...................