People Suck

[arcxer]

time to install all round surveillance cameras and impact sensors.
i did, best investment ever.

Wow, that's cool, but I wonder whether it'd help.

I'd rather have a steel bar or something like that all around (something like this http://www.doordefender.com/con_features.html, only metal) and let them dent their own doors on it.

 

[genericmoniker]

I remember my first door ding. I had parked in the second last sport next to a corner, as the corner spot was filled with snow about 6-8 inches high and sloping down as it got further away. I thought this would be a sufficient deterrent from someone parking next to me.

When I get home, my dad mentions a ding, I (for whatever reason) completely ignore him and think it's a joke. Of course, there was/is quite the ding. Methinks some asshole in a pickup tried it.

 

[hat1018]

I must agree, people do suck. My wifes 3 was parked on the street in front of where she works (police department) and some woman backed into it and drove off. Of course being in front of the PD there was a witness and the lady was found a little later and was given 2 tickets. 1 for improper backing and the other for leaving the scene of an accident. Since this lady is one of the "well to do" people in the area she has insurance.

 

[Mazdamatic]

so two people parked next to you and didn't hit your car. Am i missing something?

You must have good luck in life if this bothers you. If it makes you feel any better, someone once walked to the very end of a wal-mart parking lot because my rx-7 looked like a good place to wipe the gum off of their shoe. Yes people suck...but the harmless stuff doesn't even bother me anymore. Now the drunk driver in front of me today drifting mostly into the the other lane during every right-hand turn and into the grass on every left hand turn....that bothered me.

who the #*&% would vandalize a glorious rx-7 like that ill kill them if i get my hands on them ill....

 

[genericmoniker]

Someone keyed one of my FCs at a mall once. =[

 

[aMaff]

who the #*&% would vandalize a glorious rx-7 like that ill kill them if i get my hands on them ill....

People who think talking like that over ridiculous stuff is ok because it's on the internet? Those people suck. Really? You'd take a life for some gum? Seriously?

 

[fam]

ive killed for far less than gum... wish I could get paid in gum.

 

[arcxer]

People who think talking like that over ridiculous stuff is ok because it's on the internet? Those people suck. Really? You'd take a life for some gum? Seriously?

While I think it's unlikely that anybody sane could seriously think of taking life over this (or take that statement seriously for that matter), I wish there were some practical means of dealing with the antisocial behaviors like that.

As it is, there's little you can do about these kinds of stuff. People denting your doors. Or keying your car (if you don't catch them). Or throwing stuff out of their car windows on a freeway. As long as all that goes unpunished, jerks will continue doing all that (because their stupid issues and looser lives are more important, apparently, than any consideration with regards to the people around).

There're legal ways to punish for all that nonsense, but just try to pull it off -- 99% of people would rather shrug, touch-paint and move on.

 

[aMaff]

regardless, if i saw someone who was keying my car - i'd gladly chase them down and repetitively beat their face in with whatever sort of blunt object i could get my hands on. ok ok, sractch that. i'd knock them out then proceeding to break each finger individually, then stomp on the back of their knee in hopes their ACL/MCL would be damaged for life... kill them? no. make them wish they were dead? more likely.

BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA thank you! Thank you so much for proving my point! I bow down to the engorged girth of your massive e-penis!

 

[PGTBrow]

I think anyone caught red handed in a crime like that should be summarily executed on site. Just sayin (hippy)

 

[eyeballs]

BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA thank you! Thank you so much for proving my point! I bow down to the engorged girth of your massive e-penis!

Hey I know you!

 

[fam]

woah you for real bro

of course...doesnt everyone want to be paid in gum?

 

[eyeballs]

I hate gum. Sure it seems harmless...many enjoy chewing it. Try getting it off your shoe, carpet, wheels, etc. How many times have you accidentally brushed the bottom of a table to find someone's old chewed gum? And one more thing....I hate gum!

 

[Cleverfrog]

bumping doors by accident and catching someone in the act of ****** w/ your vehicle are two different things. one of which calls for violence.

People are just jealous of our awesome zoom zommin mazdas!

 

[thaikim]

except... i'd actually probably do it.

one time i left my friends house at like 2am and he had this girl who had been stalking him (dead serious) she was like a half retarded crack-baby who only likes black guys... she literally would peek thru his basement windows and stuff it was super creepy. but when i left she was standing there right next to my car with a microfiber cloth that i swear used to be inside my car. after trippin balls for 10 seconds in my head like WTF IS THIS?!? DID THIS b**** REALLY GET INTO MY CAR?! i grabbed the shovel he had on his porch and chased her down yelling "IM GONNA ******* KILL YOU". i'm pretty sure she soiled her pants as she ran into the darkness of the development. now, had that of been a guy, i wouldn't have yelled a thing... and would have just ran up and smacked him in the head with a shovel, without a doubt. the adrenaline that flows through your body when you see somebody ****** with your car is the equivalent of somebody blatantly disrespecting your family to your face.

Whoa slow down there buddy... I'm all for getting pissed and wanting to judo-chop throats and all but I dont think hitting people in heads with shovels is really necessary... I would imagine it would be a hard sell trying to convince the prosecutors that this was a justifiable action... "But, but... c'mon he had my microfiber that was inside my car... Inside!!!"

 

[destineal]

So you know that b**** had to go!

 

[aMaff]

Whoa slow down there buddy...

I don't think you understand just how big of a boner he got typing that out...
(omg)

 

[c7scayman]

except... i'd actually probably do it.

one time i left my friends house at like 2am and he had this girl who had been stalking him (dead serious) she was like a half retarded crack-baby who only likes black guys... she literally would peek thru his basement windows and stuff it was super creepy. but when i left she was standing there right next to my car with a microfiber cloth that i swear used to be inside my car. after trippin balls for 10 seconds in my head like WTF IS THIS?!? DID THIS b**** REALLY GET INTO MY CAR?! i grabbed the shovel he had on his porch and chased her down yelling "IM GONNA ******* KILL YOU". i'm pretty sure she soiled her pants as she ran into the darkness of the development. now, had that of been a guy, i wouldn't have yelled a thing... and would have just ran up and smacked him in the head with a shovel, without a doubt. the adrenaline that flows through your body when you see somebody ****** with your car is the equivalent of somebody blatantly disrespecting your family to your face.

I heard a very similar story to this many times from my friends. And it took place in Abington, PA close to the Penn State campus. This big white girl everyone hated randomly sat in someones car and started smoking.

 

[Cleverfrog]

ive killed for far less than gum... wish I could get paid in gum.

Trident layers lololololol

 

[fam]

and someone finally gets the sarcasm ;-)