KaiserSoze
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- 2008 Cosmic Blue MAZDASPEED3 Sport
That Jiffy Lube oil change needs a few more steps.
4a.) Realize after it's too late that the Master Oil Change Tech grabbed the anti-freeze hose instead of the oil hose and now your engine is seized from lack of oil.
4b.) Realize after it's too late that the Master Oil Change Tech hasn't changed your oil filter for the last 10 oil changes and now your cylinder walls are shot and you've got more blow-by than Jenna Jameson at a world record attempt gang-bang.
4c.) Realize after it's too late that the Master Oil Change Tech didn't notice the oil filter gasket from the old filter is still stuck to the block thereby negating the chance of the new filter getting a good seal. You leak oil everywhere on your way home and seize your engine.
4d.) Realize after it's too late that the Master Oil Change Tech didn't even bother to refill your car with oil and you break down on your way home.
5.) Try to get Jiffy Lube to fix/replace your engine.
4a.) Realize after it's too late that the Master Oil Change Tech grabbed the anti-freeze hose instead of the oil hose and now your engine is seized from lack of oil.
4b.) Realize after it's too late that the Master Oil Change Tech hasn't changed your oil filter for the last 10 oil changes and now your cylinder walls are shot and you've got more blow-by than Jenna Jameson at a world record attempt gang-bang.
4c.) Realize after it's too late that the Master Oil Change Tech didn't notice the oil filter gasket from the old filter is still stuck to the block thereby negating the chance of the new filter getting a good seal. You leak oil everywhere on your way home and seize your engine.
4d.) Realize after it's too late that the Master Oil Change Tech didn't even bother to refill your car with oil and you break down on your way home.
5.) Try to get Jiffy Lube to fix/replace your engine.
