Oh boy....This is painful

[ZZZOOM!]

I was able to get through looking at the pink pinstripe until I saw the interior. Then I had to turn my head and kind of look at the pics sideways. I though I would share the pain. BTW like that COLD air intake lol!!!

(uhm)


.http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/Mazda-Protege-02-03-MAZDA-PROTEGE-5-COLD-AIR-INTAKE-TUNER-NO-RESERVE_W0QQcmdZViewItemQQcategoryZ6326QQihZ006QQitemZ160136189741QQrdZ1QQsspagenameZWDVW

EDIT: Its got 120k miles and 7 people bidding on it! oh this hurts. Don't let your children see this.

 

[JoshP5]

Utterly tasteless.

 

[SuperStretch18]

It always baffles me when people advertise that they have APC parts on their car. the unfinished wood in the trunk is just icing on the cake...

 

[ZZZOOM!]

It always baffles me when people advertise that they have APC parts on their car. the unfinished wood in the trunk is just icing on the cake...

No kidding it even says american products company. I saw a honda the other day with a HUGE APC logo on the front windshield. I must be getting old. Maybe you can pick up chicks or something with it.

 

[josh_silvernale]

That makes baby Jesus cry

 

[mountjonas]

if it sold cheap enough, it wouldn't be too bad. repaint the dash/console, misc bits. take off the chrome trim and pin stripe and find a rear seat back. although after seeing that bad tape deck (why would you replace a cd player with a 20 year old looking deck?) and the plywood in the back, who knows how the previous owner mechanically treated the car. lord knows he has no aesthetic taste.

 

[NCZ13]

i love the fabric shiftboot for the automatic transmission.

oh the super sexy shifter.

>_>

 

[TreFlip999]

"COLD AIR INTAKE IMPROVES MPG AND HP!
SWAY BAR AND CUSTOM SPEAKER BOX!
WIRED FOR BIG SOUND!
READY TO TAKE THE KIDS OR BECOME A SHOW CAR!"
Hahahahahahaha....Not a bad price but s***...WTF were they thinking with the orange interior peices and the half ass wood in the back..god damn I needed a good laugh..I love "CAI"...wooooo...ok im good...a tape player? damn

 

[JC-MP5]

I just threw up a little bit. I think they took cues from the red strut bar wayyyy too far. The pink stripe? WTF!! I also love the chrome... what are those? Door protectors? It's a shame.

Owner (nuts) Me

 

[TreFlip999]

I just threw up a little bit. I think they took cues from the red strut bar wayyyy too far. The pink stripe? WTF!! I also love the chrome... what are those? Door protectors? It's a shame.

Owner (nuts) Me

Buahahaha

 

[ZZZOOM!]

hehe I am waiting for the owner to post "hey thats my old car!!!"

 

[cable43]

wow...

 

[bazooka joe]

APC baby!!

 

[MikeBlueP5]

oh that beautiful cold air intake is also missing a clamp so it could immediately become a short ram while you are driving. Its missing the clamp right behind the mass air flow sensor.

 

[gone_fishin]

oh that beautiful cold air intake is also missing a clamp so it could immediately become a short ram while you are driving. Its missing the clamp right behind the mass air flow sensor.

It's already a "short ram". But yes, the fact that he/she is calling it a "CAI" and considers it a performance upgrade is pretty laughable, along with all of its modifications.

 

[gone_fishin]

Just in case you can get past the rice aesthetics. I'm not even going to touch the stereo.

 

[ZZZOOM!]

(lol)

 

[Demoniam]

OMG, my only hope is that someone will buy this and do it proper p5 justice.

 

[1sty]

OMG, my only hope is that someone will buy this and do it proper p5 justice.

I have a feeling that car is beyond help with an accident and having been beat to hell by the idiot that did all the modding

 

[ZZZOOM!]

The coolant resevior has been moved. Maybe it did have a CAI at one time not that it really matters. Common! who owned this car? fess up!