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i always picked the banker. there was a little joy in fording 20ft deep rivers and hearing the "blip bloop" noise of the internal speaker when your wagon sank, the oxen drowned and the kids died.

and there was always cholera. oh, cholera :(
 
I always picked the farmer so i didn't have to hunt as much. And **** Cholera and broken bones -- the demise of your trip.
 
probably has something to due with me always picking to be the tribal king from Nigeria.
 
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If they had the option to be a Kenyan you wouldnt have even needed to buy oxen, you could just run the whole way
 
I never understood why I'd be able to shoot deer all day but only carry back like 50lbs; a pioneer gots to eats, ya know?
 
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