Matthew said:not as good as the fart thread.
that i gotta read. its a good thing computers arent like scratch and sniff books
Matthew said:not as good as the fart thread.
I think the Saturn's plastic door panels saved your assGordonJ said:I had a "Close encounter of the dumbf*ck kind" just the other day, as well.
I went out to my car when I was on break, and was sitting in the driver seat organizing stuff before I went back in. The parking lot was pretty full, and I noticed some Saturn station wagon was parked right next to me.
Like a minute later, I'm about to get out of the car, but I notice the driver of the Saturn (an old lady...probably 65+ years old) is putting her stuff into her car and getting ready to get in, so I decided to sit and wait for her to leave so I wouldn't have to squeeze by her.
Anyway, she puts everything in the trunk, goes to open the driver side door, and WHAM!, just flings it into my driver's side door! She doesn't even notice either, never looked up or anything. I was so pissed, I wanted to shout something but she was so old, and if she complained to management about it my ass would be fired on the spot. So I just sat there in the car with this enraged expression on my face basically covering my mouth with my first so i wouldn't yell anything.
Anyway, she pulls away and I like jump out of my car and spend 10+minutes examining my door for any kind of dent or scratch or something. I was thrilled and relieved to find not a single mark anywhere on the door. She really laid it into me, with a heavy-ass stationwagon door.
It takes more than just a bump or bang to really dent cars these days, hell even to scratch them.
But either way, I always park at the end of the lot now, away from Saturns and oblivious old ladies. :mad:
(mswerd)RyanJayG said:I think the Saturn's plastic door panels saved your ass
Die.jebus said:i would have pulled her out of the car and ***** her fat ass
I was in a cab in NYC once where the driver had a bucket of pennies next to him on the front seat. I wondered what they were for until someone cut him off. Without hesitating, he got back along side this guy, rolled his window down, and delivered a hail of copper before driving off.Matthew said:good idea, or a pocket full of change (Nate!)..
NO ****** DOUBT!Protege5Gurly said:
Funny thing, the other day, me and my bud were at a Kitchener Rangers game(Junior A hockey), and some d00d in a liften Ford F150 pickup..older, really junky, comes flying into the spot next to my buds Civic, literally, 4 wheel lock up stop..old school stlye. and just swings his door open, hitting the Metal inbetween the doors window, and rear window. Hard too, left a little dent and scratch,. we right away get out, are are rather calm, and my bud just says real calm and cool "Whoa man, that was crazy, but did you realize that your door hit my car? I know it was an accident and all, but I'm gonna need your information, or you phone number or something, so you can pay for the damage), big d00d plus his friend get in our face "**** you rice boy, I don't give a s*** what you say, I didn't hit nothing, and i got a witness that says the same, so **** you Homo" and proceeds to punch the hood of the car, leaving another dent, as his buddy kicks the door ....my Friend"Ok, wutever man, just go **** yourself dipshit" we leave it at that, cause these d00ds are huge. We get back in car, and calmly drive away, me and my bud go back though, once they have gone into the game, and since his car is all beat up, he wouldn't even notice another dent, so we simply took a vise grip, removed his valve stems, and then took a tire iron to his windshield, one quick little pop right in his view, didn't destroy it, just left a nice giant crack, and about a baseball sized dent in the glass, then, we drive down the street to the Canadian Tire, and get us a nice little hose, go back, and siphon all his gas....we then took his plates, and put them on with the blank side out...sucker..wanna **** with us..b****. I mean really, we where so calm, and polite about it, and this ******* hick goes and does this. I normally wouldn't do this, but thise guy was an asshole, and went outta his way to **** up my buddies car more...we woulda called the cops...but it seemed more satisfying to **** up the guys stuff...cause I mean really..cops come, and its two stories, against two stories..a whole lotta hassles...more fun this way. SO, it was good...oh, and that game, the rangers won 12-2...******. It was kinda boring,GordonJ said:I had a "Close encounter of the dumbf*ck kind" just the other day, as well.
I went out to my car when I was on break, and was sitting in the driver seat organizing stuff before I went back in. The parking lot was pretty full, and I noticed some Saturn station wagon was parked right next to me.
Like a minute later, I'm about to get out of the car, but I notice the driver of the Saturn (an old lady...probably 65+ years old) is putting her stuff into her car and getting ready to get in, so I decided to sit and wait for her to leave so I wouldn't have to squeeze by her.
Anyway, she puts everything in the trunk, goes to open the driver side door, and WHAM!, just flings it into my driver's side door! She doesn't even notice either, never looked up or anything. I was so pissed, I wanted to shout something but she was so old, and if she complained to management about it my ass would be fired on the spot. So I just sat there in the car with this enraged expression on my face basically covering my mouth with my first so i wouldn't yell anything.
Anyway, she pulls away and I like jump out of my car and spend 10+minutes examining my door for any kind of dent or scratch or something. I was thrilled and relieved to find not a single mark anywhere on the door. She really laid it into me, with a heavy-ass stationwagon door.
It takes more than just a bump or bang to really dent cars these days, hell even to scratch them.
But either way, I always park at the end of the lot now, away from Saturns and oblivious old ladies. :mad:
Werd, I keep a dish of pennies, and for those really big assholes, I got a few full rolls of pennies..it's all good.(dark)Natey said:heh, I've been known to hand out some spare change once in a while. (angel)