ok here is the final solution then we can all just walk away from this debacle:
Parameters: (1)MSP, $12,500 to spend, Don't want to open the motor.
Simple Pull the motor and cram the biggest thing you can find in there. I don't think anyone has talked Chevy Small Block Swap. Lets say use an LT4(those are fun). Your hood may not fit anymore and there MAY be some cutting involved. Then go buy a new tranny and a solid rear axle(I hear good things about Dana) Ok now you have a RWD. Just don't hook anything up to the front wheels(It'll be fine, I promise) Now go to Ligenfelter and tell them to put the Twin Turbo set up from the C4 Vette on your car. See if they will toss in a bottle of Nawwwz as well. Oh, also you are going to need stickers, lots and lots of stickers. Now we gotta get this power to the ground, go buy some Weld Racing Drag rims and some slicks. We broke your budget a little but that will get the job done. Sub 12 second MSP coming at ya!!!!!