Buy him a 3 cyl Geo Metro for his first car. That'll teach him to embrace his inner turtle.
I take offense to that statement sir!
1)Driving the girlfriend and her friend and bf, he knows its the speed3 and he starts saying "I can't hear the exhaust, and I thought these things were fast, wtf, you sure you didnt get a badge and just slapped it on?"
So I drop a gear and start passing light traffic, in 3rd sending all 3 of them to the seatback, and grabbing the O-Shi bar. I replied back "Does that answer your question?" He drives a Nissan 2 door V6... I think its an Altima or Maxima... Don't really care.
2) Same people, different cars involved. We had just left the movie theater and it was raining hard, they had parked by the closest parking lot, and since I knew it was going to rain, I parked in the garage.
They take the alternate route with the light that changes to green the fastest meanwhile I got stuck behind people who can't drive 20mph when it rains.
I get a little bit mad and start pushing my way out of traffic, and speed past my friend. 5 minutes later he calls me to tell me to hurry up, cause there was another CBMS3 up ahead, and he wanted me to race it. I tell him to pull up next to it to see who the driver is. The look on his face was priceless cause he was starting to whine saying that "I was waiting for you, cause i didnt want you kids to get lost in my part of town"
Suffice to say, he's never ridden in my car since that day.
3)Had to pick up girlfriend's friends to drop them off at her house for a surprise birthday party. There was an accident on the main road, and traffic was heavy... I didn't see that many people take the side road that has curves a plenty, so i decided to go for it.
4 friends in the car, they protested as to why I was going AWAY from my gf's place, and I told them to shut up and enjoy the ride.
CONFLICT, one of them likes speed, one of them gets carsick, the other one is screaming for their life.
One of these turns is a corkscrew turn, like at laguna seca speed limit on that turn is 20mph.
I take it fast and all I hear from the back seat is "wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee" "OMG I think I'm gonna throw up" "WE'RE ALL GOING TO DIE!!" and the one going "Wheee" had the biggest smile on her face.
I slow down and park to let the turbo cool down and we all get out of the car.
carsick girl is trying to recover, and wheee girl is saying "do it again" carsick girl ends up throwing up her lunch, and scarred for life is saying that "i now know why your gf respects you as a driver"
So in closing, Yes scaring unsuspecting passengers FTW.