Ahahaha )) English is not my native language, but this one is the best joke I heard this week!!!
To not to flame: Loose, there were tons of discussions here, you can just search. To summarize - If you're smoking, then 1) the seals are weared and/or 2) pressure excess drives an oil through ventilation into intake. You can try PCV fix (little pille in the crankcase ventilation hose), it helps removing smoke for 4 out of 5 cases. You can install oil catch can - it will help even more.
My camrade who's repairing and refurnishing turbos, he also said the turbine used in our cars has little drawback - under harsh engages or stops when revving much, one bearing begins to press on another, and begins to turn it. So as an option is changing all bearings and seals (K04 repair set is about 80-100$). But the problem will rise in a year or two again.
May be, PG reworked turbo deals with it - don't know.