Let me tell my story of woe

Bill Brasky

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2003 Laser Blue PR5
Get some popcorn, this may take a while. And it may be entertaining.

I've had my PR5 since July of 04. Absolutely a joy in every way. Can't beat the combination versitility and agility.

In the fall, I happened to have some extra cash, and so I starting thinking about mods. I found this forum, and a member here was selling off a Racing Beat cat-back for a great price. He'd installed it on his car, which had been destroyed by hail less than a thousand miles later. His tragedy became my lucky day, and I was soon the proud owner of a much better sounding exhaust system.

I should have known that the exhaust was cursed.

About three weeks after installing the cat back, I was driving out in Katy (west of Houston) around dusk with a friend who was home from college. I wanted to demonstrate to him the handling of my beautiful blue car, and asked him to direct me to a curvy road. He claimed to know of one, and we began to tear down the road at a pretty good rate (~70 mph). Wonder of wonders, the road takes a sudden, dimly-lit right hander. All the brake pedal pressure in the world couldn't have stopped me.

I hopped the curb and ended up wedged onto a four-foot mound of dirt. Our attempts to push the car off of the dirt were for naught, since the axle had snapped and the wheels were crammed into the wheelwells at an alarming angle.

Fast forward 45 days, to a Tuesday afternoon. The car is back in my possession after an extended stay at the body shop, during which time I had BFG g-Force Sport 205/50-16's installed. With all new front suspension, steering, and driveline in addition to the wider tires, the car handled even better than before. On Friday, I came hom from work and was walking to the house, when I got the pleasure of watching my brother back his Tahoe into my car.

Round two at the body shop ended on Saturday. I've had $10K of work done in the past two months. I'm worried that if anything happens in the next three months, I'll be investigated for insurance fraud. But the silver lining is...I still love my car. Wouldn't trade it for anything else right now. Except a Audi S4 or Eva Longoria.

If you read this whole thing, you've got more patience than me.
 
Cliffs:

1. Drive fast on unknown road.
2. Road turns, car doesn't, snapped axle, ****** driveline.
3. 45 days later car is back to normal.
4. 3 days later brother backs Tahoe into car.
5. $10k work done over 2 months.
6. ............



7. No profit.
 
Next time drive through the road once during the day to make sure u knew what was going on.

Congrats on sticking with the car though.

LZ
Z
 
Heh. The worst part was having a Malibu for a rental car. (pow)


Also, the g-Force Sports are awesome. Quiet(er), grippy, and a helluva lot better in the rain.

edit: my first thought after the wreck was, "Oh s***! Is the exhaust ok?" My passenger was kind of offended by this sentiment...
 
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Lesson to be learned...
Go as fast as you want on roads you don't know...just make sure you don't have a racingbeat exhaust :) ...

sorry couldn't resist
 
I had a similar experience....(not half as bad)
So it was a snowy night in Williams, AZ.
Driving home to prescott when I got the bright Idea of impressing my wife and friend with an e-brake slide...
into a bank
into a rock
resulting in one pissed off wife.
Car goes in on monday for a new bumper, and foglight (luckily that was it)
maybe it is just has something to do with new P5 owners, I guess.
sucks, but love the car.
and the bfg g-force 205's are slick (nice)
 
I've been to Prescott, AZ before. What the hell were you thinking? What road were you on? There are so many chances for death!

LZ
Z
 
Have you ever consider asking your brother to sell his Tahoe?
Sounds like to me he cannot handle such a big vehicle. Might be a good idea to switch to another car he can handle before something worse happen.
 
lets see , brother can't drive...so he buys a tank so he won't get hurt he'll just smash everything else...

Seems to be a good decision who cares about the other people he's safe

Not trying to be a jackass but I've actually heard "soccer moms" and others say "who cares if they get hurt I'm the one who can afford to live safer"

makes me want to smack people!!
 
I've been to Prescott, AZ before. What the hell were you thinking? What road were you on? There are so many chances for death!
I wasn't in prescott, I know all the roads here, I was out at a camp, just finished playing a short set with the team, 15 foot patch of snow looked opportune, untill the tires didn't feel like correcting the slide
BFG G-force---on asphalt--A+
---------------dirt----A
------------------rain--A+

Snow-----------------shizzle
 
misbehave said:
Have you ever consider asking your brother to sell his Tahoe?
Sounds like to me he cannot handle such a big vehicle. Might be a good idea to switch to another car he can handle before something worse happen.



about 90% of the people that buy huge suvs cant drive them. we will all be hit by one eventually.
 
protejay5 said:
about 90% of the people that buy huge suvs cant drive them. we will all be hit by one eventually.

I was hit by 2 already. One hit me from the left front and one backed up to my rear, and also the dent on my passenger side from an Ford Explorer door.
 
protejay5 said:
i dont screw around on roads im not familiar with.

My thoughts exactly. Do a little recon run, then hit the corners as hard as you think you can. Blindly barreling into an unknown corner at 70mph will get your exhaust bent everytime.

(sorry, I couldn't resist that last sentence:D)
 
Well, the exhaust is fine FWIW. And yeah, it was a bone-headed thing to do. I'm just glad nobody got hurt.

The hell of it is, I could have negotiated the turn at a reasonable speed if it'd just been marked. No arrows, not even reflectors in the road to let you know that there's a 90-degree turn coming...
 

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