The other day it was one of those chili mornings that you can see the sewers steaming on ... Well i thought it was a piece of trash in the middle of the road and just stradled it . Bout right when I got up on the said piece of trash the cute little fat bird must have woke up . He turned around and gave me the "Oh jesus !! " Look and flew for it ... Right into my bumper then my hood . Next thing I saw was feathers everywhere . Don't worry the car is ok .
