Here's this douche bag's pathetic response to my first email:
Mrillaho`aol.Com ,
Thank you for your recent request for information concerning our Mazda Speed. I hope the following information will be of help to you in your decision to purchase this fine machine.
As we mentioned on Ebay, we will remove the graphics with our name. I think you're missing the green neon street glow accent package, custom paint, awesome stereo, engine custom paint, etc.
I look forward to working with you during your purchase experience, please feel free to call me toll free at 877-856-8547 with any further questions that you may have.
Thank you,
William J. Heath
Internet Sales Specialist
Jerome Duncan Ford
586-274-1538
And my reply:
Hi Bill,
I wish I could say I appreciate your response but that seemed rather generic to me. If you truly look forward to working with me during the purchase experience like you said, than I would have thought you might have put a little more effort into your response.
I asked you some pretty specific questions and got some rather vague (to say the least) answers.
"I think you're missing the green neon street glow accent package, custom paint, awesome stereo, engine custom paint, etc."
Nope!! Even Stevie Wonder couldn't miss THAT green neon crap you put all over the car. (what ever possessed you guys to do that???) Anyway, you said "awesome stereo". Doesn't the MSP already come with an awesome stereo??? According to your interior pictures, it seems as if the stock unit is still in there. As for the "etc", I DEFINITELY need to further clarification because that could mean ANYTHING!!
Now Bill, don't take any of this personally, I simply want some answers. I'm VERY serious about purchasing THIS car and, if you work with me in not only providing me the answers I need but also with assurance one gets from great overall service, you'll most likely have my business. (You DO want my business don't you?)
So please get back to me with a DETAILED list of what you put into this car. (don't tell me about what comes stock, I already know that) I basically want to know why there's a $10k+ markup. That's fair, right? Thanks for your time. I look forward to your response.
-JP
Was I too harsh??? LOL Impossible right??? I know I shouldn't be wasting my time with this crap but... it's fun!! I want this guy to BELIEVE I'm interested. Interested in a gorgeous Orange Speed that got crapped on by an Alien being with a bad case of diarea!! (or however you spell it!)
So that's that!! Some people look at internet porn on their lunch break... I pretend to be interested in the fugliest Speed ever just so I can mess with the mind of the person responsible. Ok ok!! I look at internet porn too!! Hey, I'm a multi tasker!! L8R