I decided to "contact seller".
I want to have a little fun with this douche bag so I'm pretending to be interested in this car. I did manage to throw a few jabs, but I'm guessing he'll be willing to overlook it in order to sell this car. After he responds (something he'd never do to any of the emails we all want to send!) I'll go in for the kill!! (not literally... unfortuneatly!!) Anyway... here's the email I wrote him.
Hi,
I've been looking for an Orange Mazdaspeed Protege for a while. Sor far, I can't find any dealers that have any. This is the closest thing I can find to "new". I don't particularly like the ugly green graphics... but I'd be willing to get them professionaly taken off. Is there something I'm missing though? Besides the aforementioned graphics, what has been added to this car to justify more than a $10k markup??? I can get a NEW '03.5 for $17,500 or so (after rebate) thing is... I want an Orange one. Infact, for reasons I can't divulge, I NEED an Orange Speed. I'm willing to pay a BIT more for one... since it's that important (I want to turn it into a showcar) but I'm not sure if your price is "reasonable". I could be wrong! If I decide to go with an '03.5... I could probably get a similar orange for less than 11 grand! LOL Just kidding!! So tell me... what am I missing??? Thanks -JP
Hahahaha!!! Notice how "nice" I was??? The gay ass LOL and "just kidding" thrown in for good measure. Trust me... this piece of s*** WILL respond and I will make him pay for literally destroying the heart and soul of a beautiful car!! What do you think they do to people like this in hell???? Run over his balls with a dump truck for 1000 years straight? Oh well... we can always create hell on earth for this guy! Anyone got a dump truck??? hahaha L8R