How is this for some F***ed up B.S.

[simmadown]

I went to troy this weekend, where i go to school to visit my gf for her 21st birthday. On saturday around 1 i take my bestfriend who i brought along for the festivities, to my fraternity house to check it out, while my GF and her sister head up to a house on lake champlain where the real festivities are going to be. Anyways when i get to the house i find my ******* doorknob AXED OFF the ******* door. And when i say axed off i mean, cut clean off, with the axe left in my room. But it gets better. An alumni of the fraternity was IN MY ROOM sleeping with his fiancee. I knocked on my door, and scream get the **** out. He tries to open the door and cant, because IT WAS ******* AXED OFF. I had to shoulder my way through the door, and BTW it is a 2 inch thick, door set in a metal frame. Anyways, he starts flipping out at me, apparently, i am an asshole, dick, fuckface, ****, etc. etc. all because i have to break into my own room where he is ******* tesspassing. I kicked hi ******* ass out gently. Went to the nearest home depot, 30 minutes, bought a diesel ******* shlage deadbolt, Wnt back, installed it, Screwwed my fram into the wall with 7, 3 inch steel screws, and then put a quater inch thick steel strap over the lock, to act as a door handle / bluedgeon protection. I leave go to the party. Arrive 2 hours late, no biggie. The kid who did the breaking and entering appologized and offered to pay. And that was what i thought was the end of story. A little while later at said party, i discover that he axed his way into my room for, now read this slowly, USE MY HAMMOCK AS A ******* SEX SWING, and proceed to break it. So now i confront him on the phone(I am back in New Hampshire) and he has lied about it three times so far.

I think the next step is to put .25 inch hardened steel plating on my door, then proceed to take said axe and promptly reduce his door to firewood.

Now that i have gotten this off my chest, i feel better, thanks for listening to me rant. Let me know what you guys think, and what i should do.

PS i aint small, nor afraid to beat his ass. Just afraid of the reprecussions as i do live in the house with this asshole and 20 other brothers.

Ill keep this post up to date.

#1 hater of ******* dueshebag Liars

Matt

 

[yesiownaskyline]

haha RPI... figures.


i used to fling my used condoms on my roommate's bed when i was finished just cuz he was a capital D-douchebag. He used to read through my mail, hop on my email accts, stupid s***...

btw, I hate Troy. Worst city in the US, IMO. how do you like it???

 

[simmadown]

Troy is the armpit of ******* NY. Ghetto ass crack ****** on all the street corners of downtown. MY gf goes to Sage which is right down the street.

Note to all you guys, in college or about to go, Be careful about joining fraternities, and even more careful about living at one.

And as a PS does anyone know the cost of hardened steel quarter inch plate? cause im gonna need a ******* bomb shelter when i **** this kid right back.

CiaO

Matt

 

[II-Savy]

Dude there are a TON of things you can do to him. Thousands. Don't get mad get even. Sit down and start plotting.....make it good. **** this guy hard but be sure he has no idea it was you.

 

[kickniteasy]

frat houses.....lol. I don't see how anyone can live in one of those. I have a lot of friends who are in frats and they told me other people's rooms are constantly being used for....well whatever you frat guys do when you have a sorority girl over =).

 

[ND4MSP]

Well I was never the college type but it sounds like your in a bit of a pinch. So I guess if you rearange his face he will order the code red or possibly kick you out of the house. Do you even need this place to survive?

I vote with II Savy. Just even the score and then some. Have fun with it.

 

[TheSickness]

I say beat his ass down (spank) (bang)

 

[anarchistchiken]

I'd just like to say, your account of that was ******* hillarious. I think that hardened steel playing MIGHT be going a little far, lol. I doubt he'll try to chop down your door, but who knows.

Itching powder in his underwear is always fun. Be sure to sprinkle some around his cahir, desk, bed, floor, door, walls, etc. That will drive him ******* insane. A dead animal hidden somewhere is always a good tactice too. Those can take a few days to find sometime, though they will probably stink up the rest of the house a little bit. But it's a totally blameless crime, that can't pin it on you. There are TONS of thing you can do to him.

 

[davens]

If people are going to be using your room for s*** like that, set up a full time web cam with like a 24 or 36 hour self scrubbing loop.
You'll at least get proof of them breaking and entering to use wherever you see fit (campus police?).
You might even get them in a more compromising position. Post that up on the web and send the link to everyone on campus and their mom.

 

[zoomzoom02]

I lake davens idea! Put up a webcam, maybe invite him in the room, leave the door open. Get some incriminating footage. Post it on campus!

 

[Paul]

i know how you get back at him. **** his girl

 

[Mr. Win]

so lesson learned would be dont join frats...

 

[SpicyMchaggis]

frats suck. take the axe and put it through his ******* door. if this was me, he'd be limbless.