Hit a phuckin tire.

LinuxRacr

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2001 Mazda MP3
Well tonght on my way into work I was on I-20 going east through Grand Prarie. I was cruising, thinking about how ****** up Valentine's Day is gonna be for me, and all of a sudden I see a tire about 50 ft in front of me. It's dark as hell with no street lights, and at 70 MPH, I was gonna hit it, and did. It was still wet outside from all the damn rain, and I couldn't just swerve that quick. At that monent I remembered Ben's sad story of how he hit a re-tread and knocked off the oil-return line. I immediately pull over and hop out to check the damage. The good news is that the oil-return line, and the IC pipes are good. The bad news is that my front Street-Glow neon tube that has been defunct for about 5 months now anyway was now just 2 sharp ends with wires attached, and a lot of the plastic under-cowling is broken. I stood up, and about that time, a Semi Truck is about to barrel past my car, then all of a sudden...WHOOOSH! huge piece of tire flies right past my head! At this point I go and pop my hood, and prop it up. If anything flies this way, it will have to hit my hood 1st! As I am figuring out a way to tie up the wires so my tires don't get punctured this red explorer pulls over, and a pretty woman with features that are RIGHT(wow) hops out to lend me some assistance. I ask her is she has a flashlight, but she doesn't. So instead she turns her Explorer around so that she can shine her headlights at the front of my car, and in the process almost gets stuck in some mud. Just as I was about to go and start pushing the front of her Explorer, she breaks free. After she aims her ride, she hops out, and we are talking while I am tieing the wires with tie-tights, and I find out that she used to work for the same company I work for. She seems really cool, and the fact that she was willing to pull over, almost get stuck in the mud, and help me out says a lot. I finished up, and ask her what her name was. She tells me, and I thank her, and then we get in our respective rides and leave. She almost gets stuck in the mud again turning around. I get in and hook up my PDA Dyno to monitor my Temp Sensors for anything funny that may happen, and I get back on the road. My plans of stopping at Tower Records before work were now shot!:mad: In looking back I wonder:

  1. What the hell was I thinking!?? (I have come to the conclusion that I wasn't, and that Hindsight is 20/20)
  2. Why didn't I get her number? (She had her mobile phone out and ready)
  3. Why the hell am I so damn clueless till after the fact?
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Yes. We all do this at some point in our life. I cannot count the # of missed opportunities. It wasnt until I got a little older that I realized that men and women are pretty damn similar. Women think about hooking up, instant encounters just as much as men do. They also, assuming the timing is right, do love a man who is confident and kind of takes charge ("I would love to take you somewhere now and buy you dinner to thank you for stopping and helping me.")

Women, just so you know, we are in fact all idiots. It's a wonder you ever find any of us attractive (which maybe says something about you...:))

Ojala (thank Allah in spanish) that nothing was harmed on the ride, Pat.
 
I was thinking that the whole time "GET HER DIGITS, YO!" hehe.
How's the damage now? Everything still cool?
 
D'oh!! Just one sentence more to her, and you wouldn't even care what happened to your car...Sucks...
 
hey linux...where was this at that you hit the tire? cause i mean i just got my car back a few weeks ago and i have already had a damn piece of wood fly up and hit my windshield on my way home from work and the next morning on my way to work...no offense to anyone on here but there was this big truck that had a lot of hispanic workers in it and they had some trailer that was jsut a trailer bed that had a camper shell on it and no window for the back of it...so some circular object that looked like something you might roll up an extension chord on came flying out and the lady in front of my swerved...me not reacting fast enough it hit my front bumper..which was just replaced from my accident i had a month and a half ago...i just hope that you didnt get much more damage than whut you said cause whut happened to ben was a b**** i hear.
 
dan00k said:
hey linux...where was this at that you hit the tire? cause i mean i just got my car back a few weeks ago and i have already had a damn piece of wood fly up and hit my windshield on my way home from work and the next morning on my way to work...no offense to anyone on here but there was this big truck that had a lot of hispanic workers in it and they had some trailer that was jsut a trailer bed that had a camper shell on it and no window for the back of it...so some circular object that looked like something you might roll up an extension chord on came flying out and the lady in front of my swerved...me not reacting fast enough it hit my front bumper..which was just replaced from my accident i had a month and a half ago...i just hope that you didnt get much more damage than whut you said cause whut happened to ben was a b**** i hear.

I was on I-20 just past Carrier PKWY in Grand Prairie going East at 22:00 at night.
 
FATE ma man...fate brought you such an opportunity and well like most of us...we would have realized when it was too late (doh)

Crazy story...
 

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