Fs: Bumps

[PuertoRicanMP5]

WHAT THE BUMP IS GOING ON HERE!!!!!

 

[JOS3]

U have 2 buy these now???

i hope you arent serious

 

[PuertoRicanMP5]

SSSHHH Protejay5 I got this...

Why yes Boost-or-Lose they cost money now. PM me and I'll give you the mailing adress for you to send a check to. (laugh)

 

[Coqui258]

We have shipping info on the first page...

clownphish, let's give this guy a refund, but only partial, as he still used some of it. IF YOU WANT A REFUND, WE HAVE TO PRORATE THE REFUND!

Anyone else interested?

 

[JOS3]

I'll prorate the portion of my foot thats going into your ass. i want a damn %100 refund. i opened it, but it was total crap. i cant even use it. i scrateched up my monitor in the process.

 

[Coqui258]

Negligence to do a proper install means NO REFUND!!!!!

 

[808*MP5]

bump for a great deal.

 

[PuertoRicanMP5]

Coqui258, My name is Mr. Dick Bump Attorney at Law, I repesent Mr Protejay5
and his resent purchase from you. My client is persuing a lawsuit based on an injury to his fingers while attempting to install the "BUMP". Due to the fact that no safety precuations where given with the order, we are suing for 100% of the cost and for pain and suffering a total of $13,458.27
Please consider the seriousness of the charges... PM me for the address where the check can be mailed to or the athorities will be contacted for negligence of a lawsuit... Stank You Smelly Much

 

[PuertoRicanMP5]

oh and BUMP

 

[BoOsTiN]

Ok.. I need more bumps now so I'm in this group buy again.
Only thing is I won't have enough money for 2 more years.
Will this group buy still be going in 2 yrs so I can start saving now??

 

[clownphish]

Coqui258, My name is Mr. Dick Bump Attorney at Law, I repesent Mr Protejay5
and his resent purchase from you. My client is persuing a lawsuit based on an injury to his fingers while attempting to install the "BUMP". Due to the fact that no safety precuations where given with the order, we are suing for 100% of the cost and for pain and suffering a total of $13,458.27
Please consider the seriousness of the charges... PM me for the address where the check can be mailed to or the athorities will be contacted for negligence of a lawsuit... Stank You Smelly Much

In response to your allegations please contact our lawyer, Mr. Neverlostacase at 800-4UR-LOSS. He will address the concerns of your client and I am sure we can reach an amicable settlement. If you would rather not bring this case to court we are prepared to settle with you for 100% of the cost of refund upon proof that the item in dispute arrived damaged and that this is not a case of negligence or improper installation on your client's part. Thank you and we at MicroBump look forward to your response.

 

[Coqui258]

This is a multiple thread response... please look for your appropriate name and designation of the post:

BoOsTiN Yes, we will still be having this sale until after 2 years, so don't worry. The prices will be the same, but our products will be MUCH MORE efficient. Hope you enjoyed your recent BUMP purchases...

PuertoRicanMP5 Upon reviewing your allegations of injuring your finger during installation, we have decided to deny payment, deny refund, and refuse to settle OUTSIDE of court, for the following reason: Mr. Protejay is not an eligible plaintiff. He cannot even spell his own state...

clownphish Let's continue to provide an excellent product at unbeatable prices... those who don't like it can just kill themselves, might help out the world!

 

[ARunto]

BUMP...is the bump still available?

 

[Coqui258]

are you trying to steal bumps?

 

[ARunto]

well i could always use BUMPS...do you have a trial or FREE bump offer?

 

[Coqui258]

Sorry, no trial period... you sorta kinda used up about 3 months worth of BUMPS.... therefore, a payment is needed. Please PM me with payment information.

 

[ARunto]

hmm will you do COD?

 

[Coqui258]

No COD's either....

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