Fs: Bumps

[cyc]

Can we make a group buy on that?

 

[JOS3]

what colors can i get my *bump* in? cuz you have blue, i may start a GB on this

 

[BoOsTiN]

*WARNING* BUYER BEWARE!!!!
Do not buy bumps from this man!!!
Not only is his customer service piss poor but I also received my bumps damaged and only 1 days worth instead of 2. It also only made 50hp!!! And now he says I can get different styles and colors AFTER he sends mine!!
And worst of all, he not an AV !!!
BOO THIS MAN !!!!

 

[Coqui258]

I can assure you all that my BUMPS are genuine! They are dynoed at 100whp and they do not come damaged at all!!!

I already have this idea patented, so no one may copy! You might have to make a generic brand and name is BIMPS or something... and then sell it on EBAY, but as for making my product, SORRY!

BoOsTiN, you only sent a payment of $XX.XX (won't disclose here) but you didn't give the full payment, so you only get 1 day!

COLORS AVAILABLE SOON!

 

[JOS3]

well, i dont know if i want to buy bumps now. do the bumps come with any warranty? i just dont know if i want to spend the money if my bumps are not top quality.

 

[Coqui258]

I can warantee them for up to 30 days, or 2K miles, whichever comes first.

 

[clownphish]

Bump

 

[PuertoRicanMP5]

will the advance style *BUMP* fit on our p5

 

[Coqui258]

Of course it will! It will fit any Protege, including MP3, MSP, and P5... also sedan versions as well.

CLOWNPHISH, STOP STEALING BUMPS!

 

[PuertoRicanMP5]

I installed my * Bump* and noticed 1/8 in. gap between the * and my B....

See Below:

* BUMP*


Should I worry or is this normal... I want my money back if this is messed up... clownphish can you hook me up with your bootleg version

 

[clownphish]

Well, PuertoRicanMP5 since my competitor sold you a slightly irregular product, and because I want your business, I am going to give you one of my premium bumps for free. Regular price is $5/bump post.

*BUMP*

This is in the color of "Dark Slate Blue" a premium color offered at no extra charge.

 

[clownphish]

Of course it will! It will fit any Protege, including MP3, MSP, and P5... also sedan versions as well.

CLOWNPHISH, STOP STEALING BUMPS!

Hey, that's capitalism baybee!

We could merge businesses and create a monopoly empire, mwahahahahahahah! We could call ourselves, Micro*bump*.

 

[sidpro5]

**bump**
****bump****

 

[Coqui258]

clownphish... I might take your offer to join forces... let's do it!

Where do we start!?

 

[clownphish]

*BUMPITY BUMP*

Now's as good a time as ever!

 

[JOS3]

i want a refund on my bump, it doesnt fit at all. i took it to a computer shop and they asked me where i bought this crap.

just look at this:

* b UM p*
is this the kind of crap you sell to everyone? i demand a refund.

*DO NOT BUY BUMPS FROM THESE PEOPLE, THEY ARE GARBAGE AND DONT EVEN FIT*

 

[clownphish]

If you would like to return your faulty bump we will promptly issue a refund or another bump of the same value.

 

[JOS3]

NO, i dotn want another one of you're flawwed bumps. i just want a refund. for god's sake the 'p' is hanging off

 

[PuertoRicanMP5]

NO, i dotn want another one of you're flawwed bumps. i just want a refund. for god's sake the 'p' is hanging off

(lol) BUMP

 

[Boost-Or-Lose]

U have 2 buy these now???