Figures of speech

I used to have a girlfriend whose favorite statement of surprise was "F**k me dead!".

Now, that's one I wish I knew the history of. To this day, I can't get the necrophiliacal picture out of my head. Yuck!

Excuse me while I call and make an appointment with my shrink... :D
 
Syzygy said:
I used to have a girlfriend whose favorite statement of surprise was "F**k me dead!".

Now, that's one I wish I knew the history of. To this day, I can't get the necrophiliacal picture out of my head. Yuck!

Excuse me while I call and make an appointment with my shrink... :D

that has got to be something she made up...or was a local saying....I can't imagine that having any basis in truth.
 
Sir Nuke said:


that has got to be something she made up...or was a local saying....I can't imagine that having any basis in truth.

I hope not... A friend of mine in school used to say "Well, f**k me runnin'." I told her it sounded like it was worth a try. :) She didn't agree... LOL
 
fastdrvr23 said:
...(snip)...A friend of mine in school used to say "Well, f**k me runnin'." I told her it sounded like it was worth a try. :) She didn't agree... LOL
Now, that, while seemingly physically impossible, certainly paints a prettier picture than my ex's did!

She was a beautiful Valley Girl ("Ohmuh Gaaaawwwd!"), raised on punk and with plenty of spunk to spare. Consequently, I didn't spend too much time arguing with her over her off-color vernacular. :D
 

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