Figures of speech

[Syzygy]

I used to have a girlfriend whose favorite statement of surprise was "F**k me dead!".

Now, that's one I wish I knew the history of. To this day, I can't get the necrophiliacal picture out of my head. Yuck!

Excuse me while I call and make an appointment with my shrink...

 

[Sir Nuke]

I used to have a girlfriend whose favorite statement of surprise was "F**k me dead!".

Now, that's one I wish I knew the history of. To this day, I can't get the necrophiliacal picture out of my head. Yuck!

Excuse me while I call and make an appointment with my shrink...

that has got to be something she made up...or was a local saying....I can't imagine that having any basis in truth.

 

[fastdrvr23]

that has got to be something she made up...or was a local saying....I can't imagine that having any basis in truth.

I hope not... A friend of mine in school used to say "Well, f**k me runnin'." I told her it sounded like it was worth a try. She didn't agree... LOL

 

[Syzygy]

...(snip)...A friend of mine in school used to say "Well, f**k me runnin'." I told her it sounded like it was worth a try. She didn't agree... LOL

Now, that, while seemingly physically impossible, certainly paints a prettier picture than my ex's did!

She was a beautiful Valley Girl ("Ohmuh Gaaaawwwd!"), raised on punk and with plenty of spunk to spare. Consequently, I didn't spend too much time arguing with her over her off-color vernacular.