dang highway patrol!!!

[nate0123]

I got pulled over for jerking off while driving. (dunno) (dunno) (dunno)

now that would be funny

did you really? (jerkit)

 

[Slider]

the patrol he was following me because i'm asian and my car is asian god i hate them patrols

 

[Snacks McGee]

now that would be funny

did you really? (jerkit)

Yes...I got busted for littering, cuz I tossed the evidence (furry glove) out the window. Funny thing was that i saw a bum wearing the glove a few days later. (first)

 

[nate0123]

lol that's awesome

 

[BiGx5MurF]

Yes...I got busted for littering, cuz I tossed the evidence (furry glove) out the window. Funny thing was that i saw a bum wearing the glove a few days later. (first)

That is gross. It's like when kids get so drunk off 40s in the park, they pee in the bottles after they're done. Then you catch the neighborhood always drunk bum drinking out of em.

 

[Snacks McGee]

That is gross. It's like when kids get so drunk off 40s in the park, they pee in the bottles after they're done. Then you catch the neighborhood always drunk bum drinking out of em.

That's no funnier than the motorcycle cop in Dumb and Dumber taking a swig of Lloyd Christmastree's whiz in a beer bottle. I believe though, that cop had his bad actor detector on along with his race detector. That's why they pulled him over, cuz cops = tEh sUxoR.

 

[GRMYSZN]

I hate when people break the law and then b**** and moan about the cops giving them a ticket when they are the one in the wrong. Part of being a mature adult is taking responsiblity for your actions, you were speeding, you got a ticket, pay it and shut up.

I speed, I have blue lights on my car and I play my music very loud, if I get a ticket I won't be upset or surprised other than how long it took for me to get caught.

Cry me a river.

 

[Slider]

I hate when people break the law and then b**** and moan about the cops giving them a ticket when they are the one in the wrong. Part of being a mature adult is taking responsiblity for your actions, you were speeding, you got a ticket, pay it and shut up.

I speed, I have blue lights on my car and I play my music very loud, if I get a ticket I won't be upset or surprised other than how long it took for me to get caught.

Cry me a river.

Indeed

 

[tonkabui]

there was this one time i got pulled over by a cop. i'm sure it was because i'm asian and i drive an asian car. well, anyway, he frisks me, then he starts beating me up. the only thing i can remember was something about my mazda isn't a lexus, bmw, or mercedes and how i'm an under achiever and that my parents crossed the ocean to make a good life for me and all i can do is afford a mazda. stupid cops. racist pigs.

 

[Snacks McGee]

there was this one time i got pulled over by a cop. i'm sure it was because i'm asian and i drive an asian car. well, anyway, he frisks me, then he starts beating me up. the only thing i can remember was something about my mazda isn't a lexus, bmw, or mercedes and how i'm an under achiever and that my parents crossed the ocean to make a good life for me and all i can do is afford a mazda. stupid cops. racist pigs.

You must live in the OC. They have racial AND income detectors there.

 

[Micah]

I hate when people break the law and then b**** and moan about the cops giving them a ticket when they are the one in the wrong. Part of being a mature adult is taking responsiblity for your actions, you were speeding, you got a ticket, pay it and shut up.

I speed, I have blue lights on my car and I play my music very loud, if I get a ticket I won't be upset or surprised other than how long it took for me to get caught.

Cry me a river.

I disagree partly. When I get pulled over - I explain the situation to the officer as I see it. Sometimes I get a ticket anyway. When I get the ticket anyway - yeah, that sucks. But the judicial system in place says I can be represented in a court of law - and that I am able to plea not guilty. The court system can then (and usually does) allow me to pay a higher fine for a non moving violation that will not affect my insurance, and will not add points to my license. Pay a little more that day in court, but alot less in the long run.

 

[GRMYSZN]

I disagree partly. When I get pulled over - I explain the situation to the officer as I see it. Sometimes I get a ticket anyway. When I get the ticket anyway - yeah, that sucks. But the judicial system in place says I can be represented in a court of law - and that I am able to plea not guilty. The court system can then (and usually does) allow me to pay a higher fine for a non moving violation that will not affect my insurance, and will not add points to my license. Pay a little more that day in court, but alot less in the long run.

I don't mind people that go to court to argue their case, that's your right, but coming on here and bitching and moaning about it, bad mouthing cops that are doing what they are supposed to be doing, that's the s*** that's bugs me. And I'm actually one of the people that get's a lot of tickets, 5 in the last 4 years, but when I do get pulled over I don't get upset about it because I know I was speeding.

 

[I_Vtec]

Don't forget that you're good at math too!!!

there was this one time i got pulled over by a cop. i'm sure it was because i'm asian and i drive an asian car. well, anyway, he frisks me, then he starts beating me up. the only thing i can remember was something about my mazda isn't a lexus, bmw, or mercedes and how i'm an under achiever and that my parents crossed the ocean to make a good life for me and all i can do is afford a mazda. stupid cops. racist pigs.

 

[Snacks McGee]

Don't forget that you're good at math too!!!

Any you can whoop anybody's ass at Counterstrike.

 

[slkt]

Don't forget that you're good at math too!!!

I think this is the reason why we feel sad when we get a ticket.

 

[SkinnyJoint]

Any you can whoop anybody's ass at Counterstrike.

i disagree i would like to take whoever up on this challenge

 

[MsProtege]

there was this one time i got pulled over by a cop. i'm sure it was because i'm asian and i drive an asian car. well, anyway, he frisks me, then he starts beating me up. the only thing i can remember was something about my mazda isn't a lexus, bmw, or mercedes and how i'm an under achiever and that my parents crossed the ocean to make a good life for me and all i can do is afford a mazda. stupid cops. racist pigs.

Did they get All that in one breath?

 

[tonkabui]

yeah, he was speaking as fast as he was beating. i wish i had a video of it. them cops round here don't like no one but the round eye.

 

[neit_jnf]

I was once tailgated by a cop for over 5 miles right to the parking lot of my apartment complex where he turned around and left when I parked... It was a 35mph zone at 4 in the morning, I just set my cruise control to 33 or so all the way. I was driving my Black 93 RX-7, I'm Puertorrican and have long hair...