I've never seen this posted here and I have always thought it was pretty funny. Any of you Jackass and/or CKY fans will recognize this, it is the chinese freestyle from the CKY2 video, done by Brandon Dicamillo:
http://www.msprotege.com/members/505zoom/brandon dicamillo.mp3
hahaha, some great lines in it, some of my favorites are:
I can kick you, higher than you can kick me, I can kick you way up into a tree
Everybody want to see me throw a fireball, but that's not right, not in real life
Want my buffet? You fuggin ghey
Only americans eat the sauce
Poke you with a little stick(poke)
But my favorite has to be:
ho ha ho ha ho chi chi
http://www.msprotege.com/members/505zoom/brandon dicamillo.mp3
hahaha, some great lines in it, some of my favorites are:
I can kick you, higher than you can kick me, I can kick you way up into a tree
Everybody want to see me throw a fireball, but that's not right, not in real life
Want my buffet? You fuggin ghey
Only americans eat the sauce
Poke you with a little stick(poke)
But my favorite has to be:
ho ha ho ha ho chi chi