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This still pisses me off; our car is a mote of dust compared to all the assholes rolling around in SUVs that gun the damned thing off every light. SUVs are f*cking eco-terrorists. Asshole smug yuppie dickheads and G's rolling around in their Escalade. F*CK! (silly)
 
speaking of a Prius, i was thinking of doing a engine swap and removing my polluting 2.3 and retrofiting the Prius power plant. any thoughts?
I think you may be kidding, but I'm not sure.

I'd say if that is something you are actually considering you might think about getting the 2.0 Mazda3 (either a whole car or the engine). It's a PZEV (partial zero emissions vehicle) which puts it in the bottom 10% of emissions for that model year, somewhere near the Prius. I don't think the gas mileage will be as good though.
 
this gave me my laughs for the day, thankes for the post. should have left some burnt rubber with him.
 
Thanks

Funniest post and replies I have read since I started this forum.

Keep up the good work!!

Cheers!

Peter
 
speaking of a Prius, i was thinking of doing a engine swap and removing my polluting 2.3 and retrofiting the Prius power plant. any thoughts?

LOL

It would take much less cash & time to reflash your ecm with the NATOR EXTREME green tune

you can also add a soot regen filter system to your exhaust!

do this and you might win a peace noble award and feel good about yourself
 
i was thinking of running french fry oil instead of running the fossil fuel. i stuck a deal with the mexican that works at my local McDonalds. it's like having my own oil well! anyone know if there will be any timing issues? i'm very interested in the soot regenerator filter! where can i find such a incredible device?! :)
 
i was thinking of running french fry oil instead of running the fossil fuel. i stuck a deal with the mexican that works at my local McDonalds. it's like having my own oil well! anyone know if there will be any timing issues? i'm very interested in the soot regenerator filter! where can i find such a incredible device?! :)

your best bet is on www.algore.com, scroll down to contact us. i'm sure they can direct you to the regenerator you need. like the internet, he created the regenerator. little known fact.
or, you could rent a 2008 diesel truck and take the dpf off and stick a test pipe in place. make sure you take the ecm hardware that goes with it.

good luck.
 
your best bet is on www.algore.com, scroll down to contact us. i'm sure they can direct you to the regenerator you need. like the internet, he created the regenerator. little known fact.
or, you could rent a 2008 diesel truck and take the dpf off and stick a test pipe in place. make sure you take the ecm hardware that goes with it.

good luck.

ok, i tryed the link you gave me but i had no luck. i called
1800 IAM- AASS (moon)
which was the contact phone number for Mr. Al Gore. all i got was a voice mail saying he couldn't reach the phone because he was either floating in his heated pool or he was flying around in his mass consuming, fossil fuel burning, private jet, lecturing on how to save the planet by being a hypocrite. i'm really interested in purchasing the soot regenerator for my
ms3. i have to go plant a tree right now but i'll check back later tonight to see if anyone has anymore contact info.
 
That's not fair! I want to piss of some tree hugging, hypocritic hippies too!!! Where can I get the mods to produce the afforementioned 007 smokescreen? I need it to go along the forward mounted bb gun under the front hood mod posted by some guy a few months ago. Does anyone know who is working on the oil slick deployment mod? I want to email them, I have a few ideas.
 
ok, i tryed the link you gave me but i had no luck. i called
1800 IAM- AASS (moon)
which was the contact phone number for Mr. Al Gore. all i got was a voice mail saying he couldn't reach the phone because he was either floating in his heated pool or he was flying around in his mass consuming, fossil fuel burning, private jet, lecturing on how to save the planet by being a hypocrite. i'm really interested in purchasing the soot regenerator for my
ms3. i have to go plant a tree right now but i'll check back later tonight to see if anyone has anymore contact info.

LOL
 
This still pisses me off; our car is a mote of dust compared to all the assholes rolling around in SUVs that gun the damned thing off every light. SUVs are f*cking eco-terrorists. Asshole smug yuppie dickheads and G's rolling around in their Escalade. F*CK! (silly)

WOW! this guys going to have a aneurysm. where are the guys with the big butterfly nets when you need them!
 
That's not fair! I want to piss of some tree hugging, hypocritic hippies too!!! Where can I get the mods to produce the afforementioned 007 smokescreen? I need it to go along the forward mounted bb gun under the front hood mod posted by some guy a few months ago. Does anyone know who is working on the oil slick deployment mod? I want to email them, I have a few ideas.


Both the smokescreen and the inadvertent oil slick can both be yours simply by replacing the exhaust with a free-flowing aftermarket one, from the turbo-back. The floating crappy seals of the turbo will automatically provide what you are after.
 
Prius sucks

IF you ever got a Prius to go 80MPH, did you know that it has the worst brakes of any car you can buy? According to Road & Track, 80 to 0 stopping distance is 256 feet, which is even worse than most of the fat pig SUV's out there. MS3 is stellar, of course, right at 200.
Prius also handles very poorly -- it and the Scion Xb share the lowest skidpad numbers of any car you can buy in North America. Surprising since both are light cars. Hopefully none of us will get hit by some Prius driver and their tinkerbell brakes and bad out of control handling.
 
IF you ever got a Prius to go 80MPH, did you know that it has the worst brakes of any car you can buy? According to Road & Track, 80 to 0 stopping distance is 256 feet, which is even worse than most of the fat pig SUV's out there. MS3 is stellar, of course, right at 200.
Prius also handles very poorly -- it and the Scion Xb share the lowest skidpad numbers of any car you can buy in North America. Surprising since both are light cars. Hopefully none of us will get hit by some Prius driver and their tinkerbell brakes and bad out of control handling.

But they're regenerating! LOL! So, you get a smashed front end of a Prius, and recharged batteries...
 
I was out with a buddy once in his truck, Ford Super Duty Dually with the diesel, massive Magnaflow exhaust, and a power programer. He about to pick up some turbo goodies, but I digress.

We were at a light when some dick in a Pious rolled down his window and started waving at us. I rolled my window down and he was all bitching about how we were killing the enviroment and all that s***.

Ever see what comes out of the tail pipe of one of those trucks when power braked to damn near red line? All but painted his pretty new silver Pious Diesel Soot Black.
 
I was out with a buddy once in his truck, Ford Super Duty Dually with the diesel, massive Magnaflow exhaust, and a power programer. He about to pick up some turbo goodies, but I digress.

We were at a light when some dick in a Pious rolled down his window and started waving at us. I rolled my window down and he was all bitching about how we were killing the enviroment and all that s***.

Ever see what comes out of the tail pipe of one of those trucks when power braked to damn near red line? All but painted his pretty new silver Pious Diesel Soot Black.

Good one! Ain't it a pisser that these eco-weenies think they are entitled to run the world?
I'm all for conservation where it's practical, but the numbskull tree huggers don't have a clue how they are their own worst enemies.
 
and we still dont know what to do with those battaries that last 10 years before replacement. enviormentaly friendly that is. its one goofy looking car. o well without stupid people we wouldnt have something to laugh at.
 
hybrids are a good idea (south park agrees as well), but it's weird to think if someone was worried about foot print, going with a used corolla with a 100k on the clock (or a similar vehicle) has less impact than a new prious. The new car needs to be made (factories) and transported, but I guess its harder to feel self righteous.

I lived in SF for 8 years and the most self righteous are the bicycle riders, but as every fool out here has a prious (and drives it alone during rush hour) they all blend in.
 
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