I'm glad you asked. I'm currently holding a special on said beans.
10 for $20
50 for $90
100 for $170
I claim double your horsepower and a 150% increase in fuel economy. You can run 9's in the quarter and get 78mpg at the same time. They will do your taxes, walk your dog, and teach swahili to your parrot. Line your shoes with them and you can run faster and jump higher. Drink a few, and you'll have enough confidence to get that promotion or run for senate.
the also make a great substitute for motor oil and you'll never have to change it! They will burn for seven days and seven nights.
They can cure impotence.
Not even chuck norris can eat 10 of them without dying.
They get stains out without harming colors.
They repel tigers.
and lastly, why have lasik surgery when you just rub one in each eye every other tuesday.
