Parking Citation

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2003 Protege5
I made this today because I'm sick of my parking garage. Enjoy.
 

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now all you need to do is get some CARDSTOCK from a office supply store, sometimes they have it at wal-mart too, and print some out...keep them in the glove box and USE THEM!

I KNOW I WOULD!
 
i seriously plan on printing out a stack of those, my garage at school is full of riced out pieces of crap that dont know how to park, and take up like 3 spaces, and then you got the f-ing huge ass old 70's cars, parked at the top of the ramp, where it CLEARLY states "COMPACT CARS ONLY" and no one can get around your F-ING BOAT! :mad: :mad:


damn they piss me off!
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Dude, this ticket is inspired. I know a parking official in Alexandria VA, maybe I should have him start using these too! :) Definitely applies to the dumbasses in MD who think their Volvo is too precious to park within a 2 foot proximity to another car. (flame2)
 
my friends and I actually got ahold of a few BLANK items including:

Michigan Speeding/Citation ticket
City of Grand Rapids (MI) blank parking tickets (whole book)
Abandon Vehicle orange window sticker

:D i can scan em in if ya wanna change em around
 
clownphish said:
Dude, this ticket is inspired. I know a parking official in Alexandria VA, maybe I should have him start using these too! :) Definitely applies to the dumbasses in MD who think their Volvo is too precious to park within a 2 foot proximity to another car. (flame2)

Or the dumbasses in MD who can't park to begin with and end up buying a big barge of an SUV.
 
phdaudio: that sounds pretty illegal....oh well, all in the name of f-ing with dumbasses :D

mazdadan: thats NOT specific to MD!! Those BASTARDS are EVERYWHERE

the thing i love, is all these people b**** about gas prices, well if you didnt drive a tank that gets 5-10 mpg, then it wouldnt bother you as much. so save some money now and buy a CAR, and save money in the long run by saving gas. retards.
 
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