NEMOC Random BS Thread

Someone from Florida..

The salesperson is trying to tell me that they are all seasons.. NOPE... Generally when a tire is rated "high performance summer" they are not all seasons.

They refuse to change the tires, so I'm not buying the car.
 
I almost bought an 04 mustang convertible instead of the 8... if they had agreed to change the tires (which were dry-rotted), I wouldn't know you guys, lol.
 
I almost bought an 04 mustang convertible instead of the 8... if they had agreed to change the tires (which were dry-rotted), I wouldn't know you guys, lol.

Sheya! Girls don't no squat about cars....at least that's what many car sales people think. Most are idiots anyway. So glad you got the 8! Shoot, I almost bought a 350Z instead of my 8. ;)
 
was it at least a v8 with a 5 speed?

Oh heck yes... wouldn't have gotten anything less. I actually took it for a day test drive. Had the top down with the heat blasting because it really wasn't warm enough for the top down, haha. That was a fun drive....
 
Oh heck yes... wouldn't have gotten anything less. I actually took it for a day test drive. Had the top down with the heat blasting because it really wasn't warm enough for the top down, haha. That was a fun drive....

good girl.. I would have lost a lot of respect for you had it been a v6.

with that said, I'm the only male in my family that hasn't owned a mustang.
 
Sheya! Girls don't no squat about cars....at least that's what many car sales people think. Most are idiots anyway. So glad you got the 8! Shoot, I almost bought a 350Z instead of my 8. ;)

Yeah I looooove going to car dealerships. They wise up once they realize I know what I'm talking about. Then they act all impressed.. Psh, save me the bullsh!t.

Sooooo glad I bought the 8 too!!!
 
The dealer tried to tell me the 3 I was looking at had xenons.

I said "ok, where is the level adjustment"

She said she didn't know. I pulled up to a wall and turned the lights on. I didn't see the telltale razor line on the wall. I then said "don't bs me, this thing has regular projector headlights."
 
Phew, glad you could be there James. Mary has the same certifications. There was one time we were walking into a Staples and an older man was coming out. He tripped and hit his head hard on the pavement, enough to break his glasses and cause bleeding. Mary ran right to him to help out and I ran into the store telling them to call 911 and to get the manager out there. At the same time I was running as fast as I could through the store to get some wet paper towels. On my way out they still did not call anyone or get a manager, go figure. He was conscious, but we made sure he did not move until help arrived.

As bad as this sounds....it would have been funny in a movie....if in fact while running to get help you slipped on the wet floor and smacked your head. then when someone went to help you slipped around the corner of the desk and hit their head. and so on...

That's because Selpats sucks. *ehem*

im inclined to resent this statement because i work there. im also inclined to agree to this statement for the same reason above.
 
At work im CPR/AED/First Aid certified.. i get an alarm on my phone with an office number whenever someone calls 911 so i can respond and begin treatment before EMT's get there... got into work at 802 and got an alarm at 806.... ended up being a friend who was having a mild heart attack (best guess given symptoms and medical history) I began treatment and EMT's took him the to hospital. Hes doing ok.

Phew, glad you could be there James. Mary has the same certifications. There was one time we were walking into a Staples and an older man was coming out. He tripped and hit his head hard on the pavement, enough to break his glasses and cause bleeding. Mary ran right to him to help out and I ran into the store telling them to call 911 and to get the manager out there. At the same time I was running as fast as I could through the store to get some wet paper towels. On my way out they still did not call anyone or get a manager, go figure. He was conscious, but we made sure he did not move until help arrived.

Awesome!!! The world needs more people like James and Mary!

The salesperson is trying to tell me that they are all seasons.. NOPE... Generally when a tire is rated "high performance summer" they are not all seasons.

They refuse to change the tires, so I'm not buying the car.

The dealer tried to tell me the 3 I was looking at had xenons.

I said "ok, where is the level adjustment"

She said she didn't know. I pulled up to a wall and turned the lights on. I didn't see the telltale razor line on the wall. I then said "don't bs me, this thing has regular projector headlights."

You should ask to see the manager and tell him you'll buy the car provided they put all-seasons on and knock a few grand off the price because the sales people do not know their product!


New windshield washer pump is in....now I can clean my rear window.

*Mental note...remember to grab contaner for fluid before removing hose when front pump dies.*
 
At work im CPR/AED/First Aid certified.. i get an alarm on my phone with an office number whenever someone calls 911 so i can respond and begin treatment before EMT's get there... got into work at 802 and got an alarm at 806.... ended up being a friend who was having a mild heart attack (best guess given symptoms and medical history) I began treatment and EMT's took him the to hospital. Hes doing ok.

Nice work man.

Agreed, Nice work.
 
Since we are swapping auto sales people horror stories....here's one I've told before. Trust me, this is a good read.

Went into Hyannis Honda to look at a used Acura. The salesman, Tony, greeted us and was kind...at first. Before giving us the keys for a test drive he showed my wife and I the list of things needed to be done to the car, all of which added up to approx.$2,500. We came back and after a brief talk about our trade-in we felt a bit uncomfortable. His true young sales nature came out. I tried to explain that we had purchased a new Honda from them years back but it was quickly dismissed and taken as if I was trying get more money off the deal. We spent the next 30 minutes waiting....and waiting.

Our car was a low mileage 2004 Jeep Liberty Limited in excellent condition. Tony came back with a ridiculous high payment, would not budge on the sticker price which was high, and gave us the lowest possible trade-in value for our car. We said we wanted to think about about it overnight. He left and brought over a sales manager named Dave. Again I was kind and tried to tell him of our previous sales experience, to no avail it was brushed off. Instead we were insulted from him telling us how "Jeep is going bankrupt", "the parts are hard to find", they don't think they would be able to sell our car, and so on. Then he explained that the $2,500 in repairs needed for the Acura was part of the deal as if we had to pay for it. That was the final straw and we left.

Days later we get a call at 9A.M. It was Tony and he said to my wife he was sorry we could not come to an agreement on the car. Mentioned that they could look for other Acura's if we were interested. When my wife said no thank you, he then proceeded to say that, "If you wait a few months you may qualify for the Cash for Clunkers bill". The next response was not pleasant. My wife was infuriated and said, "You can qualify for the F*** Off bill!" Never...ever going there again. After owning 3 Acuras and a Honda this was very sad to experience.
 
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