You know your a Car Enthusiast when....

[02pro-es]

been there done that except it was a kid with an audi a4 trying to put a battery in his car infront of an autozone.

 

[Da 6]

yep I was 1 of-5 who helped instal a 191 lb system in this kids grand am.

...when you defend dodge neons!

 

[anarchistchiken]

When you thinly disguise attempts to ask a girl out as an invitation for her to come over and help work on your car (yeah I'm pathetic, I know)

When you take something off your car to fix/change something and drive around for a while without that piece on to see if you like it (bumper when I painted my headlights; hood when I was trying to make a my windshield washer nozzle a squirt gun; front passanger seat when I was cleaning out my interior; spoiler when I was doing the rattle fix; brakes (not a good idea))

 

[MyZmZm]

When you thinly disguise attempts to ask a girl out as an invitation for her to come over and help work on your car (yeah I'm pathetic, I know)

A man after my own heart, sigh... I'll be your wrench b**** anytime! lol

 

[anarchistchiken]

A man after my own heart, sigh... I'll be your wrench b**** anytime! lol

Haha, damn, Canada. Maybe one day (wink)

 

[Pretzellogic]

...when you are drifting and overpowering turns with the shopping cart

Holy s***, I do this all the time. Shopping Cart Dorifto!

 

[Newf]

when you have washed your car in below zero temps with a winter jacket on, and 5 feet of snow on the ground.

 

[Mikey444]

-when you make sure you never park under a lanp post due to bird droppings.

-When you start polishing your own car. (seriously, I am going to buy my own machine, I seriously think of the uglyness of all the imperfections in the paint at least 20 times a day)

 

[kickniteasy]

When you're totally into a girl and she's into you......but you come up with some lame excuse to bail on your date when you find out she drives a honda civic. Yeah, I'm lame. On that note, when your roomates don't worry about you stealing their girl based solely one the fact that she drives a civic and they know how any girl is undatable to you when she drives a civic.

When a girl that drives a stick is plus 5 attractive points.

When you consider drag racing a girl in a jetta as getting to second base (encourage .

 

[jonlong]

A day well spent is a day under the car getting greasy.

 

[JCell]

A day well spent is a day under the car getting greasy.

ditto (wrc)

 

[BradC]

When a girl that drives a stick is plus 5 attractive points.

(mswerd)

 

[Da 6]

...when you are up on lovers leap taking pictures....of the car! " Hey baby, can you do me a favor....take 4 steps to the left...you're in the way of this perfect shot!"

 

[Da 6]

...When you have your car in a car show and you are telling the hot models to stand 6 inches from the car so they don't ruin the wax job. "Can you believe that B!? She wanted me to take pictures of her sitting spread eagle on the hood! Not in million years! She wasn't even wearing underwear for petes sake!"

 

[Da 6]

When you start saying EG6, FD, 86, AJ, and L3!

 

[Pretzellogic]

When you begin to hate import "models" because they're in the damn way.

 

[jonlong]

When your friends can't see what's so special about a stock-looking car, but all of the subtle mods jump out at you.

 

[MyZmZm]

Haha, damn, Canada. Maybe one day (wink)

Any time sugar!

 

[Akaveli]

When your friends can't see what's so special about a stock-looking car, but all of the subtle mods jump out at you.

Yup!(wrc)

 

[Da 6]

...when somene says "It's either me or the car" and regardless of what you actualy decide, you still took more than 10 seconds to respond!