The Check Up

[Sir Nuke]

An 80-year-old man went to his doctor for his annual checkup.
The doctor asks him how he's feeling.

The 80 year-old said, "I've never felt better. I have an 18-year-old bride who is pregnant with my child. What do you think about that?"

The doctor considers his question for a minute and then begins, "I have a friend who is an avid hunter and never misses a season. One day when he was going out in a bit of a hurry, he accidentally picked up his umbrella instead of his gun. When he got to the creek, he saw a prime beaver sitting beside the stream of water. He raised his umbrella and went, 'Bang, bang' and the beaver fell over dead.
What do you think of that?"

The 80-year-old said, "I'd say somebody else shot that beaver."

The doctor replied....."My point exactly."

 

[saided18]

(rofl) i had to think for acouple of minutes but i got it. HAHAAH


i got a joke for you. don't know if you guy heard it but hear goes.


I guy walks in a bar and see a horse with a pot of money in front of it. The guy sit down at the bar and buy a drink. He then asks what is the deal with the horse.

The bartender says" if you make the horse laugh then you get the money"

The guy says "That is easy! Watch this." The guy goes over to the horse and whispers somthing into its ear. The horse then laughs so hard. The guy takes the pot of money and leaves.

He then comes back to the bar days later and sees the same horse with the same pot of money.

He sits at the bar and orders a drink and asks "What the deal? do you have the make the horse laugh again?"

The bartender says "No. you have to make him cry to win the money" The guy says "no problem". He goes over to the horse and does something and the horse starts crying and runs out the bar. The guy takes the money and starts to leave when the amazed bartender ask "what did you do to that horse to make him laugh and cry?" The guy says "First i told him i had a bigger penis then him and today i showed him!!"