jessica simpson to appear at chicago ridge mall

[Dexter]

*shrugs*
meh.

 

[Familia323]

she also has some stumpy ass legs... take a look at her torso in comparison with her legs.... its pretty funny actually.. And has anyone else actually watched that show Nick and Jessica Newly Weds or whatever.... She's ******* annoying as all hell... I dont know how that nick dude can stand her. well ok yeah I do, but he sure put himself through hell just to screw a hot girl.

 

[Dimitrios]

.... put himself through hell just to screw a hot girl.

sometimes, you gotta do what you gotta do....often

 

[NRRfrogmanP5]

watch it on mute!

 

[Newf]

someone should post a poll between her and spears.....

with pics

 

[NRRfrogmanP5]

thats a tought choice but i think id take jessica

 

[snowboy70]

have you ever thought about your connections to stars...its crazy

me for instance,
1. jenny McCarthy worked at the local convinience store near my grade school and i would visit every once in a while.
2. the drummer from disturbed went to my grade school.
3. sean william scott was rejected my my friend's sister when he asked her out (he went to the same high school as my friend)
4. I was walking around the mall of america with a buddy that goes to college here and we met the lead singer from papa roach (Jerry Horton)...i didnt recognize him but my friend did. Jerry said we were the only ones to recognize them and they were in the mall for 3 hours (not a connection but it was a weird meeting)

i've met the first two and they were both "nerds" and my friend said sean william scott was a geek too and thats why she rejected him.


btw...i wish i could go to chicago ridge mall!

 

[NRRfrogmanP5]

alright....the word is in!! jessica simpson will be in the juniors section of carsons on monday november 10th 2003 from 330-5pm...she will do a short preformance and sign autographs for people who spens 50$ or more on tommy jeans...thats crap but still mmmshe loooks soo good...so who all wants to go and at least watch her

 

[2003blkmp5]

Ask her if Buffalo's Have wings... I mean... That is where we get Buffalo Wings right.... lol....

Stupid...Yes.... Would i still hit it??? Yes again...

 

[snowboy70]

bryan! you have to buy some tommy jeans, go in front of her to sign the autograph...then piss on the jeans and piss on her autograph. Finally, return the jeans like nothing ever happened.


then have sex with her!

 

[Dimitrios]

**** yeah...Jenny McCarthy is one good reason to be proud to be a south sider ....mmmm...Mother McCauley graduates.....

 

[Caffein8d]

Southside. w00t.