Check out this 210mph civic!

Sorry, but that bridge has already been bought and is now in Lake Havasu, Arizona
 
You do know that some teenage boy just had a spontaneous orgasm reading that, and is now telling all his friends about it.

"Yeah, It'll go past 200! I read it on the internet, so it has to be true! All it needs is a MaD tYtE wing and body-kit, yo!"

...and so the cycle of ignorance continues. It's kinda like evolution in reverse.
 
hahahahaha. oh man.. that was nice to see..

buyer: the car is pretty slow for 450hp
seller: you have to yell "VTEC" to get all the power
buyer: VTEC!!!.... still nothing
seller: you're crazy!! it was MAAAAD pullin'!
 
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hmm. i'll give him a call from work tomorrow... put on my most french of accents.
now i need to write up a list of rediculous questions... something tells me i'm going to ask about his flux capacitor.
 
map quest says he's 166 miles from me. s***, im looking for a car right now. i should call him. funny thing is he says how he's never driven it. then how in the hell do you know it goes 210mph and has 450whp? oh.... and it's faster than any street bike? must be racing it also......hahahahaha(rofl)
what a ***!
 

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