yeah... a chick hit my car today.

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so i park my msp at the gas pump. go inside to pay for gas.... i come outside see a sentra backing up, and backing up, and backing up... and bam! my car shakes. the first thing i yell is..... she did NOT just hit my car... but she did damn it..... i just needed to get this off my chest....


damn sentra

later
ry
 
I feel your pain. An old lady decided amonst herself to give my car a face lift. Juts look at this way. Things could be worst. Right now I have to drive a Saturn for a month.
 
Dont mean to threadjack, but this evening the same exact thing happened to me!!!! Except it was by an older lady (mid 40's) and she was backing into a space....except I was behind her....and she kept backing up...I was like shell see my car and stop....nope. bam. Thank god for polyurethane.

I wouldnt of been that pissed except she kept getting an attitude saying it was my fault, and I was like do you not look in your mirrors before you start backing up into a space?

Then the b**** puts her cig ashes on my hood and I was like can you please not put your ashes on my hood....and then get this! THE b**** WAS LIKE OH YEAH AND TAKES HER CIGARETTE AND PUTS IT OUT ON MY ******* HOOD!!!!!

Anyways I called the cops and we exchanged insurance info, still debating on whether to make a claim or not. Shouldve pressed charges for damage of property for putting the cig out on my hood.
 
yeah the cigarette would have pissed me off just a little. I think I would have pissed in her gas tank.
 
Sorry for both of you.. I know what its like.. The best part is when the girl gets out and says... "Oh im so sorry I wasnt even paying attention" YEAH NO s***!!!!!
 
I started to yell at the b****...."I said what the **** are you doing!" Then her husband was like....his exact words:

"Listen butthead, Im about to whoop your ass"

.....So needless to say, I was a little steaming and was about to b**** slap her and then shove my foot up the old mans ass, but my job doesnt allow me to do stuff like that, stupid government.
 
I had a hit and run while parked tuesday.. didnt find out who it was. Since they didn't leave a note, it really sucks and is gonna be expensive since it will be fixed outside of insurance.
 
Dammit people who mess with MSP's should be destroyed. I have decided to abandon my job and lifestyle and become a roaming Mazdaspeed vigilante, traveling from state to state, avenging those with MSPs who have been damaged. Picture some punk ass about to key a nice Blazing Yellow...and then...."What was that turkey-like noise dude? I could have sworn I heard something!" Then I come ripping around the corner, Front Mount Machine Guns blazing hellfire as I drift past them in a strafe-like manner; ripping their mid-sections to pieces with my Mazdaspeed depleted uranium ammo. The car of course doesn't take a hit, and the owner pops his head out of the house to say, "Thanks Mazdaspeed Avenger!!!" I give the thumbs up and punch it, wheel-hop over their shredded corpses, and speed to my next destination....those fuckers who egged T3ase's car....they shall pay....THEY ALL SHALL PAY!!! *whew* i feel better
 
CommieSpeed said:
Dammit people who mess with MSP's should be destroyed. I have decided to abandon my job and lifestyle and become a roaming Mazdaspeed vigilante, traveling from state to state, avenging those with MSPs who have been damaged. Picture some punk ass about to key a nice Blazing Yellow...and then...."What was that turkey-like noise dude? I could have sworn I heard something!" Then I come ripping around the corner, Front Mount Machine Guns blazing hellfire as I drift past them in a strafe-like manner; ripping their mid-sections to pieces with my Mazdaspeed depleted uranium ammo. The car of course doesn't take a hit, and the owner pops his head out of the house to say, "Thanks Mazdaspeed Avenger!!!" I give the thumbs up and punch it, wheel-hop over their shredded corpses, and speed to my next destination....those fuckers who egged T3ase's car....they shall pay....THEY ALL SHALL PAY!!! *whew* i feel better
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LMFAO!!! (rofl) best part is the wheel hop
 
CommieSpeed said:
Dammit people who mess with MSP's should be destroyed. I have decided to abandon my job and lifestyle and become a roaming Mazdaspeed vigilante, traveling from state to state, avenging those with MSPs who have been damaged. Picture some punk ass about to key a nice Blazing Yellow...and then...."What was that turkey-like noise dude? I could have sworn I heard something!" Then I come ripping around the corner, Front Mount Machine Guns blazing hellfire as I drift past them in a strafe-like manner; ripping their mid-sections to pieces with my Mazdaspeed depleted uranium ammo. The car of course doesn't take a hit, and the owner pops his head out of the house to say, "Thanks Mazdaspeed Avenger!!!" I give the thumbs up and punch it, wheel-hop over their shredded corpses, and speed to my next destination....those fuckers who egged T3ase's car....they shall pay....THEY ALL SHALL PAY!!! *whew* i feel better
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HAHAHAHAHAHHA that's one of the first times I've actually laughed out loud while reading this forum. The wheelhop part was amazing hahahaha. Thanks for making my day lol.

~brian
 
CommieSpeed said:
Dammit people who mess with MSP's should be destroyed. I have decided to abandon my job and lifestyle and become a roaming Mazdaspeed vigilante, traveling from state to state, avenging those with MSPs who have been damaged. Picture some punk ass about to key a nice Blazing Yellow...and then...."What was that turkey-like noise dude? I could have sworn I heard something!" Then I come ripping around the corner, Front Mount Machine Guns blazing hellfire as I drift past them in a strafe-like manner; ripping their mid-sections to pieces with my Mazdaspeed depleted uranium ammo. The car of course doesn't take a hit, and the owner pops his head out of the house to say, "Thanks Mazdaspeed Avenger!!!" I give the thumbs up and punch it, wheel-hop over their shredded corpses, and speed to my next destination....those fuckers who egged T3ase's car....they shall pay....THEY ALL SHALL PAY!!! *whew* i feel better
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Oh s*** man,...that was the best!
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Wow.........I have laughed about stuff on this forum (especially the screwed up 700 rims) but I have never laughed continuously about something like this. Everytime I think about it I laugh...........thanks Mazdaspeed Avenger(rockon)
 
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