Working with A** holes

[crispixoo7]

you know what.....screw all of this crap....TAKE A s*** IN THE BED OF HIS TRUCK!!!!!

(first) we have a winner!!!

if i may mod your idea a bit: YOU take some visine....( you will need to take the day off...) and s*** on his truck, the hood, windshield, bed, in the gas tank, everywhere! damn i would laugh my ass off!!!

 

[garretts77]

Set his home page for www.hotmale.com and set Internet Explorer to run on startup...

 

[garretts77]

I just remembered, If you use Spybot, then you can set it so that you can't change the homepage without disabling spybot. Then he would be stuck on Hot Males at work...

 

[evilmonkeyMSP]

BAAAAAAAAAAAD mental picture...(crazy)

(first) we have a winner!!!

if i may mod your idea a bit: YOU take some visine....( you will need to take the day off...) and s*** on his truck, the hood, windshield, bed, in the gas tank, everywhere! damn i would laugh my ass off!!!

 

[TheJohnny]

oh yeah, i used to work at Costco and we had this guy named the, "s*** Bandit" who used to go into the bathroom and wipe his s*** all over the place to include the ceiling...

 

[crispixoo7]

oh yeah, i used to work at Costco and we had this guy named the, "s*** Bandit" who used to go into the bathroom and wipe his s*** all over the place to include the ceiling...

damn...thats just wrong, i was talking about a more "humane" way (if there is such). You s*** ...wipe your ass, when your stomach tells you it's time to go again, just aim and shoot.

for such a large mission though, you may wanna pick up some baby wipes (regular toilet paper used repeatedly can cause rashes)

 

[evilmonkeyMSP]

OMGLMAOROTF!!!!!!!!!!!

I'm going to laugh in a Finacial Advisors ear if I keep going!!!

 

[BradC]

Put gravel/pebbels behind their hubcaps, makes a hell of a noise.

 

[crispixoo7]

OMGLMAOROTF!!!!!!!!!!!

I'm going to laugh in a Finacial Advisors ear if I keep going!!!

(cabpatch) hehe, when i get the runs, i could paint a room without using my hands....

 

[evilmonkeyMSP]

I call that SPRAYPAINTING, when i have the runs that is

edit: cuz you know...the toilet looks like it just got spraypainted LOL!!

(cabpatch) hehe, when i get the runs, i could paint a room without using my hands....

 

[crispixoo7]

well there you have it TX Speed Demon....to get the ultimate revenge...you must "spraypaint" the rednecks truck!

show pics when your done...(rlaugh)

 

[mp5racing21]

I couldn't stop laughing, you guys really have a way with words. I am going to die laughing over here, I don't know if the guy is going to use any of your suggestions, but this made my day.

 

[evilmonkeyMSP]

mmmmmm...........gross(puke)

well there you have it TX Speed Demon....to get the ultimate revenge...you must "spraypaint" the rednecks truck!

show pics when your done...(rlaugh)

 

[mountjonas]

Here's some others I've heard/ thought of:
Switch the letters on their keyboard so they type all crazy (I think Tease did this once and posted a picture)


I'd like to do something subtley frustrating. Keep the ideas coming.

i'd switch the n and m keys.

i don't know if anyone posted this, but i think in word, you can do an auto replace. for example, you can set it up so that every time they write "the" it'll say "assclown" or whatever.

 

[laracroft]

T.m.i.

 

[evilmonkeyMSP]

common Lara........Everybody Poops!

T.m.i.

 

[crispixoo7]

T.m.i.

on whose part?

EDIT: nevermind....

but it's true....everyone poops, some squirt, others spray....but it all comes out the same.....from brown to green, yellow maybe, but smelly nonetheless....


there IM DONE! i promies! (laugh)

 

[evilmonkeyMSP]

I'll give you 2 guesses...and the first doesnt count

on whose part?

 

[crispixoo7]

I'll give you 2 guesses...and the first doesnt count

edited...people type faster than i do

 

[chucko642]

Kick em in the balls and run (2thumbs) (mj)