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laracroft · May 25, 2005

Screw soap, I'd use washing detergent or bubble bath. It'll take forever to get it off and it'll keep making suds. It'd be funny if it rained there and the parking lot looked like a bubble bath. lol

TheJohnny · May 25, 2005

My opinion and payback method of destruction would be the following: IF any of them are married, find their wives and sleep with them taking many pictures, then when they find out you say, "you wanted to ride up on my ass so I rode up on yours, your wifes that is". Another idea would be to put a bunch of bird seed in the bed of the truck, then the truck would end up with a s*** load of s***, (no pun intended), just don't park near him. If you can toss a couple of marbles into their mufflers that's always a good one, damn things will rattle around forever, you just have to get them far enough in there, hahaha (oh s*** I love that one). Or the infamous muffler whistle things that you jamb into the mufflers....... Or another wonderful thing that is just so much fun, take out the rubber part of their windshield wipers, they'll never know what happened until they use them and **** up their windshields. Or you could climb under his truck and loosted his oil drain plug a bit, it'll fall out rest of the way on it's own, or you could call the IRS and say that you did some side work for this one guy (his name) and he refused to pay you, remain unanamous (spelling) and they will probably audit his ass. Or you could poor some saline solution into his coffee, if he drinks it, oh that's a good one, toilet bowl fun with that one. OH yeah, if he's a all around tough guy, you could always call up some big ass dude that you know is a bad ass and act like your that guy from your work, call the dude out for say driving like a retard and to meet you (well your friend) at your work after he gets off. Then when your co-worker gets off work this big ass dude is waiting to put a pounding on him, of course once your co-worker sees him he'll be like dude I didn't call you man, and the big dude will be like, don't be a b**** man and whoop his ass if your lucky, at least you could watch your friend squirm...hahahah... ok, that's good for now.......

just some ideas...

TheJohnny · May 25, 2005

get some JB weld and jamb it into his door locks... that's a good one as well.

TheJohnny · May 25, 2005

Or take all the weights off the wheels...hahahaha.

evilmonkeyMSP · May 25, 2005

two drops of visine in his drink will do the trick.....liquid ass. That theory has been tested on a friend of mine LOL

garretts77 · May 25, 2005

Seriously. I would just call the cops...

miss_steele_msp · May 25, 2005

TheJohnny said:
My opinion and payback method of destruction would be the following: IF any of them are married, find their wives and sleep with them taking many pictures, then when they find out you say, "you wanted to ride up on my ass so I rode up on yours, your wifes that is". Another idea would be to put a bunch of bird seed in the bed of the truck, then the truck would end up with a s*** load of s***, (no pun intended), just don't park near him. If you can toss a couple of marbles into their mufflers that's always a good one, damn things will rattle around forever, you just have to get them far enough in there, hahaha (oh s*** I love that one). Or the infamous muffler whistle things that you jamb into the mufflers....... Or another wonderful thing that is just so much fun, take out the rubber part of their windshield wipers, they'll never know what happened until they use them and **** up their windshields. Or you could climb under his truck and loosted his oil drain plug a bit, it'll fall out rest of the way on it's own, or you could call the IRS and say that you did some side work for this one guy (his name) and he refused to pay you, remain unanamous (spelling) and they will probably audit his ass. Or you could poor some saline solution into his coffee, if he drinks it, oh that's a good one, toilet bowl fun with that one. OH yeah, if he's a all around tough guy, you could always call up some big ass dude that you know is a bad ass and act like your that guy from your work, call the dude out for say driving like a retard and to meet you (well your friend) at your work after he gets off. Then when your co-worker gets off work this big ass dude is waiting to put a pounding on him, of course once your co-worker sees him he'll be like dude I didn't call you man, and the big dude will be like, don't be a b**** man and whoop his ass if your lucky, at least you could watch your friend squirm...hahahah... ok, that's good for now.......

just some ideas...

(rofl) (rofl) (rofl) (rofl) (rofl) (rofl) (rofl) (rofl) (rofl) (rofl)

BlueMonsta · May 25, 2005

1)something my mechanic told me.
You know the gap between the front door and the wheel well?

DENT IT (just a little), the mofo wont be able to open the door without dmging his body work.

2) Put a nail under his tire, so when he drives off, yeah.
3)glue a ballon on he tip of his exhaust pipe
4) something more extreme (and could get u into trouble), step on his exhaust piple
5) put a sticker on his windshield that says '***' or something u want.
6) something simple, keying his truck.

7)boX HIM in

evilmonkeyMSP · May 25, 2005

you know what.....screw all of this crap....TAKE A s*** IN THE BED OF HIS TRUCK!!!!!

PR5Matt · May 25, 2005

Is that a diesel or gas truck? If it is the old magnum v-8, then crwl up into the engine bay and remove his coil wire.

PR5Matt · May 25, 2005

TheJohnny said:
Or take all the weights off the wheels...hahahaha.

I like this one!

PR5Matt · May 25, 2005

Ask him to race and video tape it, or make everyone watch.

atticus1398 · May 25, 2005

put tape over the bottom of their mouse, or remove the ball.

TheJohnny · May 25, 2005

go find and buy the Anarchist Cook Book:
http://www.anarchist-cookbook.com

evilmonkeyMSP · May 25, 2005

oh what I did to my co-worker a while ago. I happened to sit accross from them & our computers backed up to one another.... What I did was I switched my mouse & keyboard w/ theirs & when they sat down I started pulling up s*** & typing all kinds of crazy things...

TheJohnny · May 25, 2005

Order a s*** load of pizzas under his name and then wait for the fun to happen once they arrive with the food. Or any type of delivery food....

chuyler1 · May 25, 2005

Sign up his work email account for gay porn. Install spyware on his computer at work.

TheJohnny · May 25, 2005

put a magnit inside his computer case onto his hard drive but leave no finger prints.

Or take the heat sink off his CPU.

TheJohnny · May 25, 2005

Or you could always just go up behind him at work and punch him in the back of the head.

crispixoo7 · May 25, 2005

laracroft said:
Screw soap, I'd use washing detergent or bubble bath. It'll take forever to get it off and it'll keep making suds. It'd be funny if it rained there and the parking lot looked like a bubble bath. lol

lara + bubble bath = ??? (laugh)

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