I remember eating a bowl of honey bunches of oats w/ almonds as a child. I came across one particularly hard almond I just couldn't chew. I spit it out and realized it was a baby tooth that had come loose.
(pow)
I think Cinnamon Toast Crunch beats the living **** out of every other cereal that exists, has existed or will exist. It is the ******* king. **** all other cereals.