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"Oh, drats! My Bentley is in the shop yet again, and I have an appointment with my tennis instructor at noon. Whatever shall I do? Hmm, perhaps I can visit a... what do the commoners call it? Oh yes, a rental car store, I believe. But what to rent? The Rolls Royce is too obnoxious, the Ferrari too flashy... oh, I know! A Neon SRT-4! Nothing says, 'I have arrived' like pulling into the country club in a loud skittle."
"Oh, drats! My Bentley is in the shop yet again, and I have an appointment with my tennis instructor at noon. Whatever shall I do? Hmm, perhaps I can visit a... what do the commoners call it? Oh yes, a rental car store, I believe. But what to rent? The Rolls Royce is too obnoxious, the Ferrari too flashy... oh, I know! A Neon SRT-4! Nothing says, 'I have arrived' like pulling into the country club in a loud skittle."