its got 2 plugs, just put it in then put the lil peice on the back of it and done deal
What have you done to your MSP today?
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its got 2 plugs, just put it in then put the lil peice on the back of it and done deal
i too will have 3 inch tbe straight through no cats or res though haha, i dont mind the noise at all it was just kinda weird to come out of no where and do it and keep doing it haha
the only thing is the fan, and the top suport things dont match up so you need to either make new ones or just leave it with out them, with the fan when i ordered it the guy from corksport said he only runs one fan on his turbo mp3 with no problems at all and so far i have had none, or you can do it the right way and get spall or slim line fans, other then that install is a breeze old out new in and ready to go,,,, oh and you need to get a new rad cap, im not sure what the year is but its a miata cap
Oil change Men vs. Women
Oil Change instructions for Women :
1) Pull up to Jiffy Lube when the mileage reaches 3000 miles since the last oil change.
2) Drink a cup of coffee
3) 15 minutes later, write a check and leave with a properly maintained vehicle.
Money spent:
Oil Change: $20.00
Coffee: $1.00
Total: $21.00
Oil Change instructions for Men :
1) Wait until Saturday, drive to auto parts store and buy a case of oil, filter, kitty litter, hand cleaner and a scented tree, write a check for $50.00.
2) Stop by 7/11 and buy a case of beer, write a check for $20, drive home.
3) Open a beer and drink it.
4) Jack car up. Spend 30 minutes looking for jack stands.
5) Find jack stands under kid's pedal car.
6) In frustration, open another beer and drink it.
7) Place drain pan under engine.
8) Look for 9/16 box end wrench.
9) Give up and use crescent wrench.
10) Unscrew drain plug.
11) Drop drain plug in pan of hot oil: splash hot oil on you in process. Cuss.
12) Crawl out from under car to wipe hot oil off of face and arms. Throw kitty litter on spilled oil.
13) Have another beer while watching oil drain.
14) Spend 30 minutes looking for oil filter wrench.
15) Give up; crawl under car and hammer a screwdriver through oil filter and twist off.
16) Crawl out from under car with dripping oil filter splashing oil everywhere from holes. Cleverly hide old oil filter among trash in trash can to avoid environmental penalties. Drink a beer.
17) Install new oil filter making sure to apply a thin coat of oil to gasket surface.
18) Dump first quart of fresh oil into engine.
19) Remember drain plug from step 11.
20) Hurry to find drain plug in drain pan.
21) Drink beer.
22) Discover that first quart of fresh oil is now on the floor. Throw kitty litter on oil spill.
23) Get drain plug back in with only a minor spill. Drink beer.
24) Crawl under car getting kitty litter into eyes. Wipe eyes with oily rag used to clean drain plug. Slip with stupid crescent wrench tightening drain plug and bang knuckles on frame removing any excess skin between knuckles and frame.
25) Begin cussing fit.
26) Throw stupid crescent wrench.
27) Cu ss for additional 5 minutes because wrench hit bowling trophy.
28) Beer.
29) Clean up hands and bandage as required to stop blood flow.
30) Beer.
31) Dump in five fresh quarts of oil.
32) Beer.
33) Lower car from jack stands.
34) Move car back to apply more kitty litter to fresh oil spilled during any missed steps.
35) Beer.
36) Test drive car..
37) Get pulled over: arrested for driving under the influence.
38) Car gets impounded.
39) Call loving wife, make bail.
40) 12 hours later, get car from impound yard.
Money spent:
Parts: $50.00
DUI: $2500.00
Impound fee: $75.00
Bail: $1500.00
Beer: $20.00
Total: $4,145.00
But you know the job was done right!
Oil Change instructions for Women :
1) Pull up to Jiffy Lube when the mileage reaches 3000 miles since the last oil change.
2) Drink a cup of coffee
3) 15 minutes later, write a check and leave with a properly maintained vehicle.
Money spent:
Oil Change: $20.00
Coffee: $1.00
Total: $21.00
Oil Change instructions for Men :
1) Wait until Saturday, drive to auto parts store and buy a case of oil, filter, kitty litter, hand cleaner and a scented tree, write a check for $50.00.
2) Stop by 7/11 and buy a case of beer, write a check for $20, drive home.
3) Open a beer and drink it.
4) Jack car up. Spend 30 minutes looking for jack stands.
5) Find jack stands under kid's pedal car.
6) In frustration, open another beer and drink it.
7) Place drain pan under engine.
8) Look for 9/16 box end wrench.
9) Give up and use crescent wrench.
10) Unscrew drain plug.
11) Drop drain plug in pan of hot oil: splash hot oil on you in process. Cuss.
12) Crawl out from under car to wipe hot oil off of face and arms. Throw kitty litter on spilled oil.
13) Have another beer while watching oil drain.
14) Spend 30 minutes looking for oil filter wrench.
15) Give up; crawl under car and hammer a screwdriver through oil filter and twist off.
16) Crawl out from under car with dripping oil filter splashing oil everywhere from holes. Cleverly hide old oil filter among trash in trash can to avoid environmental penalties. Drink a beer.
17) Install new oil filter making sure to apply a thin coat of oil to gasket surface.
18) Dump first quart of fresh oil into engine.
19) Remember drain plug from step 11.
20) Hurry to find drain plug in drain pan.
21) Drink beer.
22) Discover that first quart of fresh oil is now on the floor. Throw kitty litter on oil spill.
23) Get drain plug back in with only a minor spill. Drink beer.
24) Crawl under car getting kitty litter into eyes. Wipe eyes with oily rag used to clean drain plug. Slip with stupid crescent wrench tightening drain plug and bang knuckles on frame removing any excess skin between knuckles and frame.
25) Begin cussing fit.
26) Throw stupid crescent wrench.
27) Cu ss for additional 5 minutes because wrench hit bowling trophy.
28) Beer.
29) Clean up hands and bandage as required to stop blood flow.
30) Beer.
31) Dump in five fresh quarts of oil.
32) Beer.
33) Lower car from jack stands.
34) Move car back to apply more kitty litter to fresh oil spilled during any missed steps.
35) Beer.
36) Test drive car..
37) Get pulled over: arrested for driving under the influence.
38) Car gets impounded.
39) Call loving wife, make bail.
40) 12 hours later, get car from impound yard.
Money spent:
Parts: $50.00
DUI: $2500.00
Impound fee: $75.00
Bail: $1500.00
Beer: $20.00
Total: $4,145.00
But you know the job was done right!
blkspdfreak
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- 03 black msp and silver p5
i never trust jiffylube.....i know when i do it, the oil is actually changed and the right filter is put on....
TheDirtyGoatee
Member
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- 2008 Mazda MX-5 5MT PRHT
Mgerst1: While funny... that's not accurately correct in my house hold.
Wife: Hey babe, it's been a little while since my oil was changed.
ME: How long?
Wife: Like 8,000 miles...
So in essence, it costs us $8,290.00 to do oil changes for both cars.
Wife: Hey babe, it's been a little while since my oil was changed.
ME: How long?
Wife: Like 8,000 miles...
So in essence, it costs us $8,290.00 to do oil changes for both cars.
Mgerst1: While funny... that's not accurately correct in my house hold.
Wife: Hey babe, it's been a little while since my oil was changed.
ME: How long?
Wife: Like 8,000 miles...
So in essence, it costs us $8,290.00 to do oil changes for both cars.
haha.. while this may be true for you, it would cost me even more, b/c i would just say the hell with it and change my motor... again! 11k miles of ownership and this one is my 3rd motor (only one actually needed replaced)
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- 2002 Honda S2000
mgerst1, that s*** is hilarious!!!
TheDirtyGoatee
Member
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- 2008 Mazda MX-5 5MT PRHT
Unfortunately, I don't have that kind of money just lying about. If I did, there'd be a KL-xE motor with turbo (x = D or Z).
So what did I do to her today? I cleaned her out. I was tired of having all this trash in my trunk and clutter building in the backseat. It's funny what about 12 half to quarter filled water bottles, a dozen random magazines, couple ratchet straps, a child's car seat, about 5 towels, two pairs of shoes, baggy of old Cheerio's, and about 30 lbs. of random papers can do to the performance and sag of the suspension. I used to think that my non-existant rear wheel gap was from changing the struts from HP's to Tokico's... turns out she just needed cleaning. I gained about an inch in height on the rear suspension. I'm happy because it leveled the car out better. (stooges)
Also, I put a pound cake scented candle under the driver's seat. I've found that candles are way better as air fresheners than are actually getting an air freshener.
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Ricktalife
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- 2012 Subaru WRX
wtf why didn't you get one?!?! i hate coffee but i would have just poured it out after walking out of the store.
now i have black and s*** brown marks on it
03zoomzoom
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- 2012 Mazda 3 i Touring
That is one HUGE radiator. wow...
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