OK so I finally have an update for all of you hungry scavengers: one of my insurance company's "Immediate Response Vehicles" came to my house today. . . 9 days after the accident. I had a number of classified ads on hand, and was prepared to argue with the claims adjuster. The insurance company's offer was quite fair, though, and I gladly accepted the settlement for $40 less than I bought it for, over 15k miles ago. The salvage price was a bit more than I was willing to pay, though, so I've decided not to keep it to part out. Sorry guys, it would just be too much of a headache to break even.
That being said, I'll be starting a FS thread before the end of the week for a few performance parts. Not a lot of stuff, but some tasty bits for sure.