Weird habits

[ZoomZoomH]

good for you, must have strong hands

 

[Replica]

i masturbate constantly

I would but I have to go to work. (spin)

 

[Emode]

1. Always counting steps, if theyre even its cool, if there odd I consider it stupid
2. I clean the apartment all the time, cause my roommate is a damn slob.
3. Always have to use a q tip, cant stand moist ears
4. I always have jazz music playing in the bathroom, like 24/7
5. My socks always have to be pulled up, I get disoriented when theyre not.
6. I cant let my nails get long, it bugs the hell out of me.


theres probably a million more

 

[SpeedMcheen]

- i like to repeat myself with a mumble after saying something to someone else just to make sure i said the right things

You can say that again...

 

[SpeedMcheen]

I spaz out constantly and go on a gobble rampage.

 

[ZoomZoomH]

like a turkey (er, msp)? gobble gobble?

 

[SpeedMcheen]

what else would I gobble about.

I also think I figit too much.

 

[Replica]

I think too much. i'm going to go back to looking at the "chick-filet" Cow Superheros calender on my desk. Fear deci-bell!

 

[SpeedMcheen]

I think too much too much too much too much to. My mind won't shut the **** up. Shut the **** up! Shut the **** up!

 

[batmang]

Hey I'm bored.... What weird habits does everyone have?

Mine....

1) The bed HAS to be made before I sleep in it.

2) I use straws with everything I drink

3) I have to wash my kitchen floor everyday sometimes 2-3 times even if I feel a little crumb I have to wash it.

4) I need ear plugs to sleep, I can't stand ANY noise when I am sleeping

5) When I walk up/down stairs I like to count them, or how many steps it is from my garage to the door..

I'm strange

1) #5, counting stairs/steps. I sub-consciencely do this. I have to count them. No clue why.

2) When i turn my volume up on stereo's that display a volume number, i have to have it on an odd number, otherwise it bothers me.

3) I have to do things in even number counts. Example: When i put my deoderant on, I do the same amount of swipes under each arm, if i dont, it bothers me. If I do 3 on the right underarm, and accidently do 4 on the left, i even it up by putting one more on the right. Has to be even.

4) I cant leave the house knowing the iron(s) is plugged in, the toaster, girlfriends curling iron(s). I unplugg them, otherwise it bugs me.

5) I have to have a napkin when I eat, to whipe my hands, after almost every bite. Especially if im eating french fries or chips. I also cant stand crumbs.

6) I cant stand dirty mice that have a ball. I have to clean them. I work at a hospital where we have over 1,500 computers. If I encounter a PC with a mouse thats dirty, a ball mouse. I HAVE to clean it, or it bothers the hell out of me.

7) My numlock on my PC has to be on. I toggle it off and on when i power it on at least 5-6 time.

8) I hate when my cats jump on my counters. Bothers me, all i see is dirtyness when their up their.

9) My steering wheel has to be centered. I dont like it off center when i park, bothers me.

and lastly,

10) If i see more then 5 cars within 30 minutes with an APC sticker on their car, my head will spontaneously combust. If i see four, I usually either pass out, or get a bloody nose.

 

[MP3intheSTL]

1) The one thing I cannot do is sleep with socks on.
I have tried to do this, but I was up all night. (screwy)

2) I have to wear a white T-shrit with everthing.

3) I bite the inside of my cheek when I draw. (I do AutoCAD for a living)

4) When I park my car for the night everything has to be off. and the
Steering wheel has to be centered.

5) I have to check that my garage door is shut aleast 2 to 3 times before I
can go to bed.

6) I have to take a shower before I go to bed and before
I go to work everyday. Taking a shower before work everyday is a
good thing, but if I don't take a shower before bed I can't sleep. (dunno)

 

[clownphish]

I can't take any kind of food into the bathroom. Even if it's like a bottle of water, it's just gross to me.

I have to wash my hands after I go to the bathroom, have to. Otherwise I feel like I have this imaginary film on my hands, I can't take it. My hands also have to be dry when I leave, I can't stand wet hands. My mom never dries her hands and I just don't understand that, how can you function w/wet hands?!!!

Another thing is partial wetness, like if my cat licks my arm, I can't stand it and I have to dry it off immediately. My hubby loves this because when we're wrestling around he'll lick me then blow on it like he's drying a saliva film on me eechhhh!!! I can't stand partial wetness.

When I'm all comfy in bed and there is a break in the covers somewhere and, say, my left foot has a little teeny cool breeze on it, or my arm, or leg, or anywhere it drives me nuts!

 

[Replica]

IMy hubby loves this because when we're wrestling around he'll lick me

I used to do that! Good times. (band)

 

[batmang]

hah. my gf cant stand hair on her, if its wet. its hilarious. when we shower together, she'll get her hair on her hands from shampoo'ing, and she goes balistic. its hilarious hahaha.

 

[JOS3]

ok, i just came from school and i realized that i dont like stepping on cracks in the sidewalk. i was subconsciously avoiding them.

 

[clownphish]

I used to do that! Good times. (band)

OMG that drives me crazy! All you hear from us is me giggling and screaming "stop licking me!" I wonder what our neighbors think! LOL!

 

[Coalette]

So I'm sitting here thinking of what to eat before I go to work and I decided Taco bell Quesadilas.. That's a new habbit forming for the past 2 weeks I have been eating those before work with a Red bull......

 

[MP3intheSTL]

hah. my gf cant stand hair on her, if its wet. its hilarious. when we shower together, she'll get her hair on her hands from shampoo'ing, and she goes balistic. its hilarious hahaha.

That's funny my wife does the samething. but she can't stand eyelashes. If she sees one on her or the counter or anywhere. I have to get it off. (freak)

 

[Dexter]

1) must sacrifice small kitten before sundown saturday night. dunno why, the rest of the week seems bad if i dont follow through

2) salt on my wounds.

3) must stab small children even number of times. if i **** up and hit em odd, then i gotta do one more.

 

[M=SP^2]

I think I have a couple:
I randomly click my mouse and highlight text for no reason
I like to make popping sound with empty plastic soda bottles and snapple caps
Must listen to talk radio before going to sleep, something about other people talking makes me sleepy
The sound of other people eating (loudly) irritates me alot....

Think that's it.