this inspires me...

bahahahaha!!!!

my wife talks in her sleep and one time i woke up to her screaming "i'll kill you! i'll kill you!" it was mad funny.
 
.. Yeah, but us females get even.

When I was livin' with my ex, I had a VERY vivid dream that I found out he ***** someone. Don't ask me where I got THAT idea from, I have no clue. But anyway, I confronted him in my dream -- except that I half woke up in the process, and got reality confused with my dream. I simply rolled over in bed and started beating the s*** out of him -- I'm talking full-out, genuine punches being thrown. He woke up and was all, "What the hell are you doing?!" .. and had to restrain me and shake me for a solid two minutes before I fully regained consciousness and stopped screaming and cursing and flailing like a psychopath.

I left a few good bruises on him in the process. :D
 
lmao!! reminds me of the simpsons when sideshow bob was trying to kill bart.
homer comes in with a chain saw and jason mask and screams im gonna kill u! haha
priceless.
 
Mikey444 said:
wow I want to do that but I dont have a wife (sad2)


Don't worry dude...with your sweet ass ride, and nice personality you'll find a wife soon enough. lol

btw Nice Vid...very interesting
 

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