SRT is here!!!!

[yashooa]

Ah

Are you high??

a

The game is a foot....
High on MAzda SpeEd you beotch!
Now mount your turd and prepare for battle.(fight) (getsome) (guns) (smash) (chair) (pow)

 

[AGR]

(rofl) (rofl)
(rofl) (rofl)
(chair) (chair)
(chair) (chair)

ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[buster]

No really...

 

[yashooa]

Love

I can feel the love...
AGR can you feel it?
Ah yes thats it, like the hot breath of
Doom pulsing forth from the bowles of Chrysler...
New Neon catch prase/ song
Set to the sound of syncopated farts...
Turd. Turd. Turd...
really fast now

TurdTurdTurd....
Oh Turd Turd Turd...

 

[Limited Edition]

is it true that the SRT-4 has power front windows but manual on the rear?

 

[yashooa]

Crank down winders

OMG! Well now that would make the magic turd not
a hoopty but rather more of a Poopty....

 

[timrock101]

LMAO(laugh)

 

[buster]

Well you must be right then, you have worn me down with your grasp of the english language and southern drawl.....

 

[MSP Pro]

Buster: Texas doesn't have southern drawls. It's called Texas Twang. Texas is the only state where SHEEYIT is a two syllable word.

If God had meant Texans to ski, He would have made bulls*** white.

Just kidding guys! I was born and raised in Texas! No Joke!

 

[unwrittenLaw]

This thread is funny...

I test drove an srt cause I had some time to burn...it was cool... Has the acceleration, but I just didn't feel the same connection to the road as I do with the MSP, and there are other reasons why I like the MSP more....looks, interior, sound system, etc... But I say if you like the srt, get one.

 

[yashooa]

Ya know

Putting 200+ horsepower in a Neon is kinda like putting Delta Burke in a sports bra...
Or a pair of speedos on Rosie O (Flock of Seagulls Haircut)Donell.
It jest aint right...
And in fact something that horrifyingly ugly with that much power has to be the work of either Satan or Lee Iacocca....perhaps this is his insidious plan to ruin Chrysler...Oh well theyve done a good enough job of that on their own.(beer) (beer) (freak) (huh)
Pardon me now Im off to take my Ritalin.