some funny ass latin phrases (work alert)

[Matthew]

i was looking around for some latin phrases to jerk darin's chain with when i saw him post id est (that is)...not to be confused with exempli gratia (for the sake of example) which are some of the few latin phrases i know...in any case, i found a few funny phrases (i put work alert because i figured some women co-workers may take offense to at least one of these):

PEDICABO EGO VOS ET IRRUMABO
(I will **** you in the ass, and have you give me some good head. )

For 1st MP#:
LUKE SUM IPSE PATREM TE
Luke, I am your father.

POTESTATEM OBSCURI LATERIS NESCIS
You don't know the power of the dark side.

SIT VIS VOBISCUM
May the Force be with you.

SPUCATUM TAURI
bull s***

PERITE
**** off! (really "go through (to the netherworld)")

CATAPULTAM HABEO. NISI PECUNIAM OMNEM MIHI DABIS, AD CAPUT TUUM SAXUM IMMANE MITTAM
I have a catapult. Give me all the money, or I will fling an enormous rock at your head.

CRAPULAM TERRIBLEM HABEO
I have a terrible hangover.

SUPPEDISNE
Did you fart quietly?

PLUS! PERGE! AIO! HUI! HEM!
More! Go on! Yes! Ooh! Ummm!

ESTNE VOLUMEN IN TOGA, AN SOLUM TIBI LIBET ME VIDERE?
Is that a scroll in your toga, or are you just glad to see me?

ok so its easy to amuse me.

 

[thewrench]

Funny stuff!! I have a friend that teaches latin to young rich punks, just sent him a copy.

Thnx
James T

 

[1sty]

Razor, click on my sig link and enjoy (thumb)

By the way who is 1st MP#?

 

[Matthew]

oh i guess i was holding int he s*** key

 

[Matthew]

btw: you really hate that guy dont you?

 

[1sty]

btw: you really hate that guy dont you?

You know me I don't hate anyone, he justed REALLY wanted an ASS KICKING and you know I do my best to help every member out.

 

[enry]

lol... quite funny. well done.

 

[cbcbd]

oh i guess i was holding int he s*** key

Yeah, the s*** key is right on j/k