Similarities between Women and cars

[azian6er]

Yep pretty much. Go ahead and try to name as many similarities between women and cars as you can; oh and lets keep this PG too.


In my opinion these are the similarities:

A car is a posession, a woman is a.....well lets go to the next one. (lol jk)

A car has curves, a woman has curves

A car is beautiful a woman is beautiful

etc etc etc


oh and would an engine swap be the same as a boob job for a girl? I think it would be!

-B

 

[zumi]

they both need some waxing from time to time
the smaller ones are usually more manuverable
it's important to keep both well lubricated

oops i guess i should stop there, starting to get non-PG =)

 

[RyanJayG]

you can trade them both in for newer models

 

[323CiP5]

they're fun for a little while then you want something new
always want to upgrade to a better one!?!?
they both suck me dry........cash that is

 

[azian6er]

isnt it funny how many similarities there are?

I read an article a while back in my biopsychology course that basically said that men who are into cars use the same part of their brain when viewing either a car or a face(human).

So i think this is why we are able to see so many similarities.

Cool, stuff eh?

 

[Black Majik MSP]

headlights (LOL, surprised no one said that already)

 

[RyanJayG]

they both run slower when they have a bunch of junk in the trunk

 

[azian6er]

hahah^^ you crack me up man

 

[RyanJayG]

some women hesitate and clunk too

 

[RyanJayG]

both are more fun to ride than to look at

 

[azian6er]

^^ ride in

 

[ZoomZoomH]

the pretty ones always get all the attention

 

[RyanJayG]

^^ ride in

but that doesn't work as well

 

[ZoomZoomH]

they can be your best friend or your worst nightmare, depending on how you treat them

 

[RyanJayG]

both are nice when you get them in leather

 

[zumi]

they tend to squeal when things get a little wild

 

[azian6er]

they both can spin their tires all day long if you give them too much gas...

 

[Black Majik MSP]

It takes hours for both of them to get washed up & looking good.

 

[ZoomZoomH]

washing both can be fun to do, if you like doing it

 

[kcbhiw]

They both can be very tempramental.

They both drain your pocket without hesitation.