I only read the first few pages... (any more and my IQ would have dropped to a level that would have made my writing this extremely difficult) I'd like try and put this pitiful debate to rest with a few thoughts.
It's a cheesy cliche but it's true... diversity is what makes the world go round. Every single one of us MSP owners should thank God for guys like SloSRT and NoLimit. They represent the hundreds, if not thousands, of "boys" (looking to be men) who are clearly only interested in one thing. Overcoming their... shall we say "inadaqucies" with a fast car. We all know the type. Hell, we see them all the time. Whether they're bagging our groceries, flipping our burgers or asking us what size we'd like those nikes in... they're easy to find. Losers in almost every way. Quite sad really. Many of them going home (to their parents house no less) where they lock themselves inside their bedrooms -complete with paul walker posters- and log on to the net to pick up girls (Kip Dynamite style) and talk tough on forums like this. Thanks to guys like this, our beloved MSPs didn't sell well and their existence continues to exist only to knows "in the know". Because of guys like this, Mazda's extremely well-engineered and balanced car was overlooked by what Mazda had anticipated it's target market to be. For this reason, many of us were able to land extremely good deals on these cars ($17.5k is probably about the avg price members paid) and their exclusivity speaks for itself. Had the protege engine been able to support more hp... enough hp to gain the interest of the types described above, Mazda may have been forced to make more of them. I can't speak for the rest of the MSP owners on this forum here but, if someone were to say I could have an extra 50hp but that I'd have to sacrifice what I might like most about my car.... I'm not so sure I'd take the extra ponies. I personally like not seeing another MSP on the road... pretty much, EVER! Maybe it's just me... and clearly, the rest of the MSP crew, but I like going against the grain. In the game of life, one can choose to be a sheep or.... (insert your favorite kick ass animal.) I choose the Bengal Tiger. Probably the baddest of all land animals and.. yeah, that's right... it's orange!
Anyway... (where the hell was I going with all of this?) In summary... while I was a bit harsh above with my ultra stereotypical portrayal of what I feel represents many of the SRT-4 crowd, since I don't know either SloSRT or Nolimit personally (nor do I want to) in fairness, I can't characterize them in that way. (even though it's probably true). Just for the record, though I think the styling is downright hideous (seriously folks... if Websters ever decides to put 'fugly' in the dictionary they can save their breath and simply add a picture of the SRT-4.) As much as I appreciate and respect what Dodge did with that car performance wise, with regard to looks, interior and a whole bunch of other purely subjective things, IMO it just doesn't compare.
Notice I said subjective. I understand that performance numbers are relatively cut and dry while looks, value and quality are not. (Ok, check that. Unless Consumer Reports decided to do a piece of black holes along side their review of the SRT-4, that's a whole bunch of nothing in the quality and reliability department. That still counts nowadays right?) But anyway, yes it's true. The SRT-4 whipes the floor with the MSP in acceleration and 1/4 time. For simple-minded types, relying on specs and numbers is all they can do. Others can look deeper into matters that are far more important (to them.)
The MSP embodies everything that is right (and wrong) with a car. It's far from perfect but we love them just the same. For all of you SRT fanboys out there who feel the need to come on our forum and bash our car, I say to you... GET A LIFE!! Seriously boys, there's more to life than having the fastest (and fugliest) car on the block. We realize that you might be experiencing buyer's remorse for "buying" (we all know your dad bought you this car) such a cheap POS (which is synonomous with Dodge... look it up in Rogers Thesaurus and you'll see) but come on already. You don't have to justify it by beating others down. We get it. You're faster in a straight line and we have the cooler car that gets the girls. We're heartbroken too. We'd have it the other way but... we're not gay. So go back to your little hole (and while you're at it, leave our forum) I think it's time you get back to doing what you do best. .... Sucking.
Goodnight folks... that's all the showe we have. Thanks to my guests the Siegfried and Roy, the Tiger that nearly killed them and of course, all of you at home.