Twisted humor is twisted humor. some have it & some don't.
you're lacking in the Humor component of twisted humor. twisted humor is not "omg guys im dying". its a little more complicated (and funny) than that.
It is also not an action i would ever mimic in the future unless it was a REAL issue.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Boy_Who_Cried_Wolf
I would have a different attitude if it was actually funny in some way, dude.