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Come and see the violence inherent in the system! Help! Help! I'm being repressed!
I mean, if I went 'round saying I was an emperor just because some moistened bint had lobbed a scimitar at me, they'd put me away!
oh and...
SHARK WEEK!!!
I mean, if I went 'round saying I was an emperor just because some moistened bint had lobbed a scimitar at me, they'd put me away!
oh and...
SHARK WEEK!!!
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And Saint Attila raised the hand grenade up on high, saying, 'O Lord, bless this Thy hand grenade that, with it, Thou mayest blow Thine enemies to tiny bits in Thy mercy.' And the Lord did grin, and the people did feast upon the lambs and sloths and carp and anchovies and orangutans and breakfast cereals and fruit bats and large chu--
Skip a bit, Brother.
And the Lord spake, saying, 'First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin. Then, shalt thou count to three. No more. No less. Three shalt be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, nor either count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then, lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who, being naughty in My sight, shall snuff it.'
Amen.
Right!
One... two... five!!!
Three, sir!
Three!
(peep)
(blowup)
Skip a bit, Brother.
And the Lord spake, saying, 'First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin. Then, shalt thou count to three. No more. No less. Three shalt be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, nor either count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then, lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who, being naughty in My sight, shall snuff it.'
Amen.
Right!
One... two... five!!!
Three, sir!
Three!
(peep)
(blowup)
So I get a call the other day:
Me: Hello
Girl: Hi, this is Sally. Do you remember me?
Me: Uh, No.
Girl: We met at the club a couple of months ago. We went back to my place. You told me I was a good sport.
Me: Nope, doesn't ring a bell.
Girl: Well now I'm three months pregnant and I'm about to jump out of a tenth story window.
Me: Say, you are a good sport.
Me: Hello
Girl: Hi, this is Sally. Do you remember me?
Me: Uh, No.
Girl: We met at the club a couple of months ago. We went back to my place. You told me I was a good sport.
Me: Nope, doesn't ring a bell.
Girl: Well now I'm three months pregnant and I'm about to jump out of a tenth story window.
Me: Say, you are a good sport.
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sorry to pass judgement on the thread, but GREAT use of the monty python script.hahaha
"you bloody bastard, i'll bite ya legs off"
"you bloody bastard, i'll bite ya legs off"
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Don't like her?! What's wrong with her?! She's beautiful. She's rich. She's got huge... tracts o' land!
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You don't frighten us, English pig-dogs! Go and boil your bottom, sons of a silly person. I blow my nose at you, so-called Arthur King, you and all your silly English k-nnnnniggets. Thpppppt! Thppt! Thppt!
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I don't wanna talk to you no more, you empty headed animal food trough wiper! I fart in your general direction! Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!
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http://www.mwscomp.com/movies/grail/grail.htm#script
The whole script - have at you!!!
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You don't frighten us, English pig-dogs! Go and boil your bottom, sons of a silly person. I blow my nose at you, so-called Arthur King, you and all your silly English k-nnnnniggets. Thpppppt! Thppt! Thppt!
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I don't wanna talk to you no more, you empty headed animal food trough wiper! I fart in your general direction! Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!
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http://www.mwscomp.com/movies/grail/grail.htm#script
The whole script - have at you!!!
Ok since it's random thoughts, I'll add a random question.
What's with those big L's you see on the sides of the interstate sometimes. I've seen a few in several diffrent states and it's driving me crazy what these are for.
It's a white line in the shape of an L. Being about 2 ft in length and 3 ft in width. What the hell are thse for???
What's with those big L's you see on the sides of the interstate sometimes. I've seen a few in several diffrent states and it's driving me crazy what these are for.
It's a white line in the shape of an L. Being about 2 ft in length and 3 ft in width. What the hell are thse for???
Street KingFD
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JB Weld is the answer to all problems.
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Mmmmmmm... Werthers good... sweet, creamy, nummy goodness in a golden pillow of sweet dream.... 
SHARK WEEK!!!
SHARK WEEK!!!
I'm thinking those "L's" are the mile markers for the popo's in the sky.
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...trying to decide which beer, I will have first tonight..........
Sierra Nevada Pale Ale; or possibly Pyramid IPA, or Paulaner Hefe-Weizen,,,,,hmmmmmmm. Oh! How about a 22oz of Arrogant Bastard?! YUM. No......'had that last night. Bel Haven Wee Heavy might be nice. (cheers)
Sierra Nevada Pale Ale; or possibly Pyramid IPA, or Paulaner Hefe-Weizen,,,,,hmmmmmmm. Oh! How about a 22oz of Arrogant Bastard?! YUM. No......'had that last night. Bel Haven Wee Heavy might be nice. (cheers)
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How's about a nice Black & Tan? Mmmm... had some Frangelico on some Vanilla Bean ice cream the other night... nummsters...
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clownphish said:
Well yeah! I have some Guinness Stout. I would just need to get some Harp or Bass Ale on the way home. Nice input! Thanks!!
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Ahhh... glad I could help AGR. Y'know, it's times like these that it makes me feel good to help out another beer drinker in need. My job here is done.
Oh, and did you know????? that if you drink 27 pints of Guinness you will have satisfied your daily nutritional requirements? Bet you didn't... Drink on good sir, drink to your health! 
Seriously... I need to cut the caffeine! Woo!
Oh, and did you know????? that if you drink 27 pints of Guinness you will have satisfied your daily nutritional requirements? Bet you didn't...
Drink on good sir, drink to your health! Seriously... I need to cut the caffeine! Woo!
[RANT] Man what a s*** day at work. I thought it would be awesome to work in the entertainmnet indusrty , but really it is all political BS, and lies. The one thing I hate most about my job, is the drive here. A hour and a half in LA traffic, in my beautiful Mazdaspeed. [/RANT]
InitialDMP5
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don't start smoking....for the love of jeebus,do not start smoking!!! I mean, yeah they tell you not to on TV, but I mean who listens to TV? well ok, yeah most people, but not when they tell you to do something....well thats not really true either. I mean this one time, I was watching the 11 O'Clock news and the news reporter said not to go to Reno, unless you had chains, or were really stupid...the snow was crazy. So I said, I am definately not going there, as I decided many years before that I was not stupid, and even if I was, I didn't have chains. So why is it that when they tell me that 1200 people die everyday from smoking, I change the channel and take it as a marketing ploy? I mean, they make those people look so freakin dorky and uncool, you practically want to smoke so as not to be associated with the TRUTH.com people.......::rubs head:: owww where am I?
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clownphish said:Ahhh... glad I could help AGR. Y'know, it's times like these that it makes me feel good to help out another beer drinker in need. My job here is done.
Oh, and did you know????? that if you drink 27 pints of Guinness you will have satisfied your daily nutritional requirements? Bet you didn't...
Seriously... I need to cut the caffeine! Woo!
Excellent! Ya know; we have an authentic Irish Pub in Downtown Memphis now. It's called Dan McGuinness Pub. They actually constructed the Pub in Ireland; took it down, shipped it here, and re-built it. Very cool! And; the food is wonderful! By the way; I used to co-host a radio show called "Brewline America" on WMC AM790 Memphis. Uh Huh! All about beer. It was a call-in show, with guest callers from some of the best craft breweries in our country. We interviewed live on the air, and many of them sent their beers for us to try, and evaulate. We drank during the show. It was quite fun, actually. (cheers) I had brewmasters on the show from Sierra Nevada, Goose Island, Anchor Brewing, etc... Not to mention small breweries such as "Hair of the Dog" in Portland, OR, "Three Floyds Brewery" in Munster, IN. Little known brewers that make some of the best beer in the world. Yeah!! And; I'm not talking about wimpy, fizzie, yellow beer. I'm speaking of 7-12 % abv beers. Beers with ******* flavor! (drinks). That's what I'm talkin' about! Hell Yeah!!! (cheers)
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