I have a similar story. It's kinda embarassing but I dont care. I was in the Army and we were coming back from Kosovo from a 7 month deployment. Seven months is an insanely long period of time to be deployed in today's military. Most Infantry units are only in a combat area for 3 months or less. But we were the only UAV flying unit in the Army so whe had to stay. Anyway, back to the story. We were in Germany and staying overight so the pilots could rest. We all went to a bar when we go there at midnight. The bar owner was closing but he said he would stay open as long as we wanted as long as we all tipped good and he was also only serving liqueur and no beer. So we stayed there for like 6 hours. (beer) There was about 20 or 30 of us. We got totally bad drunk on rum and cokes and long island iced teas. After seven months of no alcohol your tolerance goes away. So we stumble back to our barracks at about 7am before the plane left at 11pm. After we got to our rooms, me and a buddy begin to wrestle on the top bunk. I ended up falling off and hitting the back of my head so hard that I got knocked unconsious for like 20 minutes. They were about to take me to the hospital when I woke up. then they did the totally wrong thing by letting me go to sleep after I obviously got a concussion. Well, I wake up the next morning and my boxers are completely wet. There was a bottle of Gatoraide on me so I though thats what it was. Still drunk, I start waking everyone up asking who dumped the Gatoraide on me. I then find out by the stench that it wasn't gatoraide. (piss) I guess I messed my head up and lost bodily control. I don't remember any of it by the way. They made sure to make fun of me for the whole 16 hour flight home. It is still a painful memory. Kinda funny though.
The first picture would suck...but could potentially just been faked. big_ben tho...damn man I feel for ya with that story!
It's one of those things where it was because of the concussion, but it don't really matter to the people there at the time. I guess now you can look back on it and laugh at least tho....right?