post your favorite quote

[never Ender]

"Girls only want boyfriends who have great skills. You know, like nunchuck skills, bowhunting skills, computer hacking skills..." - napoleon dynamite

lol greatest quote evar!!!!1 (rofl)

 

[Metal MP5]

there are WAAAYYYYYY too many good quotes to be able to say which one is my favorite, but my latest one is from the movie Man On Fire. Christopher Walken (i love that guy) says "A man can be an artist in anything. In food, whatever, it depends on how good he is at it. Creasy's art is death, and he's about to paint his masterpiece. i have nothing else to say"

it's just the way he says it. one of my favorite actors

 

[SpicyMSP]

"You know, I cried when I had no shoes, until I met a man who had no feet. And then I laguhed... Really hard"

-Jerri Blank
Strangers with candy

 

[Metal MP5]

"You know, I cried when I had no shoes, until I met a man who had no feet. And then I laguhed... Really hard"

-Jerri Blank
Strangers with candy

hahahah and it made me laugh hard

 

[ZiO]

" 9 out of 10 people like me...... the 10th person can go f***k themselves"

Sal

 

[torque222]

there are 10 true badasses in this city and i get christmas cards from 9 of them.......... this is my world you just dwell here,.......you know why your still alive? cause i allow you to be. (quote) john gotti

 

[anarchistchiken]

"The very existence of flame-throwers proves that some time, somewhere, someone said to themselves, 'You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but I'm just not close enough to get the job done'"
- George Carlin

 

[hawaiian_msp]

"yeaaaah, Whaaaaaaaat, Ookaaaaay" -lil John

 

[katsmp3]

What would you do if you knew you could not fail

 

[mp5jeff]

"vote for pedro", "i just sharted", lots more i could think of but that's a few that come to mind.

 

[hawaiian_msp]

What would you do if you knew you could not fail

lol, Hump every girl that'll let you.

lol -mike

 

[siberiankiss]

"You know, I cried when I had no shoes, until I met a man who had no feet. And then I laguhed... Really hard"

-Jerri Blank
Strangers with candy

i love strangers with candy!!! did you know they're making a movie?

"tell the world chuck. tell the world that we're FRIENDLY!"

 

[Micah]

"I think therefore I am" - Descartes
"I'm Pink therefore I'm Spam" - ?
" Underestimation is the key to all unsuccessful people " Anon according to Perfworks!

 

[Wiggles6983]

i have too many to pick as my fav but here's some

"to err is human, to really fowl things up requires a computer"

"success always occurs in private while failure always occurs in plain view"

"the secret to life is honesty and fair dealing. if you can fake that you've got it made"

"it maybe your soul purpose in life is only to serve as a warning to others"

"persistence - it's over man let her go"

[font=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]"People should duel at twenty paces with atomic bombs more often, especially in the inbred states."

[/font]and a lot more found on www.demotivate.com and www.despair.com

 

[RyanJayG]

Rodents of unusual size? I dont believe they exist

 

[CN STARZ]

nothing spoils the taste of peanut butter like unrequited love

 

[mp5smuggler]

i love you with all my heart, i love you with all my soul, i love you wi.... hey your sister is hot!!

me- to an ex fiance.

 

[BadApple]

"Revenge is a meal best served cold"

 

[Auzzie_Mp3]

"eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeekkkkkkkk" - Brotha from another planet

 

[Salmon_Rob]

Forgiveness is between them and God. It's my job to arrange the meeting.