post your favorite quote

[Gbourdon]

Winston Churchill - "I may be drunk, Miss, but in the morning I will be sober and you will still be ugly."

 

[Emode]

Everything is different......but...the same...things are..more moderner than before...bigger...and yet...smaller... it's......computers...........San Dimas High School football rules!

 

[clownphish]

"I do not feel obliged to believe that the same God who has endowed us with sense, reason, and intellect has intended us to forgo their use."
-- Galileo Galilei

(werd)

 

[peepsalot]

"What you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul."

 

[Miller Time]

Fast, Good, Cheap -- choose any two...

-anon

 

[Heathen23]

"What you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul."

billy madison?

 

[never Ender]

you guys have some hardcore quotes. mine is so lame.

 

[Prodigy]

"Dude, your getting a Dell" (sucks for you)

I'll have real quotes sometime later. I have to remember them.

 

[Auzzie_Mp3]

"tequila drys me out, and beer just makes me fat, whisky makes me naseas tell me who the hell needs that, If your thinking about drinking...than the answers crystal clear, its the invisiable intoxicating...its called Everclear" Pat Green

 

[Rickman]

"F*ck 'em, just to see the look on their face"

-RHCP

 

[booom]

"Each new hour holds chances for new beginnings, the horizon leans forward offering space to place new steps of change"

 

[booom]

"Life moves pretty fast... If u don t stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it" (burnout)

 

[clownphish]

Bueller? Bueller? Anyone? Bueller?

 

[1FASTMP5]

''all that crazy dancin is makin my penis soft''

 

[Bijou-MP5]

If you love something
set it free
if it comes back to you
it's yours
if not
it never was...

 

[Natey]

<TABLE cellSpacing=10 cellPadding=8 width=580 align=center border=0><TBODY><TR bgColor=#f7f7ff><TD vAlign=top align=left colSpan=2> My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met. </TD></TR><TR><TD vAlign=top align=left colSpan=2> I'm taking Viagra and drinking prune juice - I don't know if I'm coming or going. </TD></TR><TR bgColor=#f7f7ff><TD vAlign=top align=left colSpan=2> My uncle's dying wish - he wanted me on his lap....He was in the electric chair. </TD></TR><TR><TD vAlign=top align=left colSpan=2> If it weren't for pickpockets, I'd have no sex life at all.


What a kid I got. I told him about the birds and the bees, and he told me about my wife and the butcher.


-The great Rodney Dangerfield
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[Prodigy]

If you love something
set it free
if it comes back to you
it's yours
if not
it never was...

Those are the words my x left me with after a year of dating...

 

[Miller Time]

Posted on the wall in a local service station...

"Quality work, like quality oats, commands a fair price. If, however, you are satisfied with oats that have already passed through the horse -- well, that comes a little cheaper..."

 

[booom]

Twenty years from now you will be more disappointed by the things that you didn't do than by the ones you did do. So throw off the bowlines. Sail away from the safe harbor. Catch the trade winds in your sails. Expolore. Dream. Discover.

Mark Twain

 

[dominoy2k1]

i am not an alcoholic, an alcoholic is trying to stop. i am a drunk - the drunk guy at the store.