Pick up lines?

[MarkSpark]

Good point, but it has been quite humorous reading all of these. I say keep em comin'!

Yeah, it's definitely entertaining. I wrote an article on a book called The Guide to Picking Up Girls. Maybe you guys should check it out. It was pretty good.

http://domapp01.shu.edu/depts/affai...D471E922CF16B04685256D0900089A60?OpenDocument

www.pickingupgirls.com

 

[mp3moose]

My personal favorite:

Hey girl, are you parents retarded? Because you sure are special.

Hope that doesn't offend anyone.

Moose

 

[NRRfrogmanP5]

hahaa thats soo great

 

[MotegiMazdA]

I am an easy catch all a girl needs to get me is a pretty smile, pretty eyes, and a nice personality. It's a easy application to fill out but the sad thing is not that many girls meet those standards. I want 3/3 not 2/3.

girls are bitches what can I say?


LOL. T3ase! THAT SIG IS THE s***! (rofl)

 

[KYMP5]

just walk up to a girl and whip it out, guaranteed to get results.

how about , do you have another mirror, cause i can see myself in you pants

 

[rx7gslse]

Not pick up lines that I've used, but just a couple I find funny

Is that a run in ur pantiehoes or a stairway to heaven?
or
you: How much does a penguin weigh?
her: I have no idea
you: Enough to break the ice, hi I'm *insert name here*

man, I love the penguin line.... Impressive...


Really the only thing other than "hi, I'm___" that has ever had any sucess in my world is this one..

You and a friend are walking thru a club/bar whatever... As you're walking you walk past said target, tap her on the head and turn to your friend and say, "I like this one, she's cute." Smile at her and keep walking...
Come back a few minutes later and you've already got your intro done... You've already got something to talk about...

 

[changedman]

ask her if she wants to go out for pizza and sex, when she says no..say..what? you don't like pizza?

(lol)

 

[stealth]

You and a friend are walking thru a club/bar whatever... As you're walking you walk past said target, tap her on the head and turn to your friend and say, "I like this one, she's cute." Smile at her and keep walking...
Come back a few minutes later and you've already got your intro done... You've already got something to talk about...

I'm going to have to try this one out!

Be honest though, have you tried this and what were the reults???

 

[laracroft]

Tap her on the head??? I'd take that as playing 'duck, duck, goose'. You tap me on the head...Imma 'tap' you right back.... with a chair. lol
(chair)

Come on guys...girls like a shy guy that will glance at you from across the room and come over and ask to buy you a drink. No one likes a guy that walks straight up to you and every other girl in the room and grabs your hand and says..hey sweetie and hence starts with the pick up lines. Reminds me of Squiggy from Laverne and Shirley (those of you that may remember that show). lol

 

[therizzzo]

Not a pickup line, but a getting shot down in flames line.

Heard this from a friend, and I used it before too.

You're in a club and spy a pretty girl, want to dance, etc..

You: Would you like to dance?

Girl: No.

You: I don't think you heard me right.

Girl: What?

You: I said you look fat in those pants(or you would look fat in pants, if no pants on)

Great recovery after being shot down.

 

[JAC]

You: did it hurt?
Girl:huh...what?
You: When you fell from the sky.

Ahahaha, super lame.

 

[laracroft]

Still made me laugh...but yeah...I'd have to say---> (loser) lol

Still like the one about the penguin though....

 

[spicymofo]

I've closed the deal after workin on em a bit with this one...


Give em a rose and say "I just wanted to show this rose how beautiful you were."

Sounds cheesy but it's worked for me a few times.

I like the penguin one though, gonna use it next time.

Spicymofo
#1651

 

[1sty]

Being in a almost 8 year relationship has its advantages. My only needed pick up line is "Couch or Bed?"

 

[laracroft]

You notice...as you age you start crashing out on the couch alot more often than you do in your own bed ???? lol

(sleep)

 

[1sty]

Being only 22, I haven't not aged much yet, and I never sleep on the couch. Never "Sleep". Other activities are welcome though

 

[laracroft]

I think pretty much the whole house has been "de-flowered". One of the advantages of owning your own home. Could never do that sh*t at mom & dad's. (glad they don't come to the boards.... ) lol
(no) (upbum)

 

[Tinkerbelle]

Well, just "hi" works.

If you can't just say "Hi," then the penguin one, definitely. Plus, it's a nice test for her sense of humor, and how quickly her mind works. If she laughs or smiles or even groans then that's great. If she looks at you blankly and says "what?" you might want to go ahead and plan your escape.

Unless it's just loud in there.

Or you like dumb girls.

 

[1sty]

Could never do that sh*t at mom & dad's.

Don't be to sure, I proved that wrong about 4 years ago (laugh)

 

[Togan]

-->>Gurl you must be jamacan, coz jamacan me crazy

-->>Owww!!!!!....(shes says whats wrong!) "ur so beauiful it hurts" (glare)

-->>Gurl you must be tired coz uve been running through my mind all night

-->>I lost my phone number can you give yours?(thumb) (wink)