Office Prank

Pranks

Here are a few I did many years ago :

1) If a co-worker closes his/her office door when he/she leaves at night, remove the hinge pins and make sure you are there when they come in the next morning.

2) if you have suspended ceilings, make a photocopy of a small portion, replace the panel with the photocopy, put a load of confettis on it, tie the phone to the replaced fake panel (using fishing line or white thread) and call him/her

3) Remove the ball from the mouse

4) I had a co-worker who had to use my computer, and I knew his password, so I put vaseline on the password keys

5) If a co-worker has a cabinet with doors, empty it, lay it on the floor and fill it with whatever you can. Put the cabinet back in place and ask your co-worker to find a specific document you know it's suppose to be in the said cabinet. We used pieces of ethafoam to fill the cabinet.

6) a co-worker was a real asshole, and we were quite fed up with his attitude, so we hot welded pieces of ethafoam together in his car, to match the shape of the inside. Only way to remove is to cut your way through the foam. Took him 3 hours...
 
Being the sys admin at work, ive used a little vb script that when the targetted user logs in, it would put a picture that you placed on the users machine as teh background. Putting a bikini pic makes them so nervous. :)

To hide the vnc systray icon, there is a registry key to hide the icon. Search for admin's guide to vnc on google, its got the keys there.

My favorite office prank is going into autocorrect and fix a word like "the" to "your a homo". Its hilarous.

I got more related to computers if you guys want them.
 
kill someone, plant all clues leading to your co-worker and watch him go to jail. Then visit him and say OWNED. You will both enjoy this one. Good times had by all.
 
hi-perf said:
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good suggestions there. also take a printscreen of his desktop, set it as his wallpaper. then hide all his icons off outside of the 'screen viewing area'. priceless.
U can use power point and move the iconse around take another pic so every time he clicks the i cons move lol..

if its there birth day make a sighn "HONK AT ME I TURNED (AGE)" lol make sure is taped to there trunk and the person doesnt put his stuff in the trunk.. my dad told me that one he said itsfunny when guy comes in the next day and goes yea i was woundering y every one was honkin at me lol
 
jack up his/her car and remove all tires.. then place back down on cinder blocks with padding on them (so u dont scratch the car). then put the tires underneath with the lugs and lug wrench ( or hide them alltogether. i did this to my boss's tahoe before and when he left to go home he saw his car and just stared at it for like 5 min..haha he had no clue what to do (his face was priceless.. i helped him put everything back on but it was worth it to see his face.. he was mad but couldnt stop laughing at the fact i actually did that..we r really cool now
 
haha good stuff.
I had a program that I made quickly once that would do the following (for co-workers who don't know about computers)
1.You set it to a shortcut like their IE or outlook.
2.When they open it after about 10 seconds a WIN message would pop up informing them that it has detected a system tempurate issue.
3.Inform them to close all applications as a 30second timer starts for a "Cool down" process.
4. The CD drive would open and stay open for what ever time frame you wanted (I set it for 2 minutes).
5.CD closes, computer goes to standby after displaying a failed temp cool down message.
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Then I went around and installed it on a few choice PCs, our IT guy wasn't to happy with me when he started getting calls :) But he understood.
 
Buy one of those fart machines that they sell with a wire-less remote then hide the fart machine where he works really well and press the button from time to time and watch people stare (lol2). Back when I was in highschool we did it to some kid in history class the teacher got fed up while she was teaching and sent him to the dean.
 
mazdaspeedpower said:
HEHEHEHE, actually, I do this once in a while in the school Library, it's pretty funny watching people go "What the ****?!" when all the comps are taken, and they get stuck with the one I messed with. It's great everytime. umm, super glue a few quaters to the floor infront of a vending machine(so long as the floor is tile).
My sister did a research video project with that idea.
She glue three quarters in front of a vending machine at a mall, sat in her car and video taped it.

Dexter said:
Install a VNC server on his computer.

Run the VNC client on your computer.
We do that at work all the time, but we use WIN2VNC, which just messes with the mouse, rather then the full VNC stuff.

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Here is a site full of software pranks:
http://www.lizardworks.com/pranks.html
 
Enough Said!!!!

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^^holy s***, who ended cleaning that i wonder? lol, if i walked into work one day and my cubicle looked like that, i would s*** from laughing so hard, untill i realize i probably have to clean it(the s*** and the cubicle)
 
personal pranks are usually the best though, example: a co-worker is scared shitless of clowns, so one day someone who will remain name-less, came into work dressed as a clown and went to their desk and started working like nothing was going on, needless to say the lady who hates clowns went home, lol.
 
or do a print screen and go into paint, past it , make copyies of the icons and paste them all ova the place, put all the workin ones in a hidden folder

or thebest prank ever, go to the start up files(files that start up with the ocmputer) and put a shorcut to shutdown, so as the pc starts it shuts down, ours on end of laughter.. lol
 
put petro jelly on the ear piece of the phone, under the desk drawer handle, the inside door knob, the light switch and where ever else you can think of. the idea is to make them keep wiping their hands off over and over and over...... do it all at once so you can just sit there all day and wait
 
in my line of work(automotive tech) this is a funny prank, when a fellow tech is under the hood sneak around back and blow the horn, they jump and most of the time hit there head on the hood, maybe next time they will und the neg cable . lol
 
A co worker recorded the office phone ringing and loaded the sound file onto the supervisors computer. So everytime the sup did something he thought the phone ( that was next to the comp speaker) was ringing. He got so pissed it was funny though.

When I worked at a University I cought some students filling there room mates car with packing peanuts through the sunroof.

Put clear ceran (sp?) wrap really tightly over the toilet bowl and put down the seat. When somebody goes to take a leak it splashes all over their legs.

Vasoline under car door handles is good for a laugh.

If somebody leaves there car keys laying around. take off the keyless door lock/alarm key fob and anything else electrical and put the remaining keys in a bowl of water and put it in the freezer.
 
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turn persons speakers up really loud..change the start up sound to custom audio...load curse words or porno sounds:D.

At someones home, you may not like so much...take a dump in the back part of the toilet.stinky stinky.

For some fun confusion, change around some peoples printer cords, so that they print in different cubicles...hehehehe, usually takes a while for people to catch on.

While someon is looking away, or gone from their desk, if they have a coffee they bought or something to that affect, pluck hair from head, hold tight in one hand, curl using nails from other hand...instant pubes...drop into cofee...enjoy aftermath of most disgusted person you will ever see.

Place a sign on a door 'Wet Paint'..people walk through so awkwardly, and the ones who bump into it will do the funny squirm around looking for paint dance.lol.

Screw someones office chair to the floor..just far enough away from the desk to be really uncomfortable, and needing to be moved.

Hide a walkie talkie in someones office..and random points, either make wierd noises, or turn on a radio and broadcast it...mwuahahahahaha. If you do it right, where it's kinda quiet..people will be like 'WTF' all day, and ask others and look like nut jobs.
 
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