Need help making a rap for school...

[ScratchNSniff]

I have to make a rap that deals with health, science, and math...it needs to be 2 verses with 4 lines in each verse...it can be as broad as possible, but can't include cursing since it will be for use in the school...Thanks to anyone willing to help...

Setup should look like this:

First Part
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Second Part
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Thanks to anyone that can help out...

 

[ScratchNSniff]

Bump for some help...

 

[ScratchNSniff]

Bump...

 

[mckraut]

I'm waiting for the punchline, this has to be a joke.

 

[ScratchNSniff]

I'm waiting for the punchline, this has to be a joke.

No joke...I am an early childhood education major (teach K3 through 3rd), this is for my creativity and play class and well...I am just lost...I wrote a few things, but they are so terrible...lol...just looking for some help...not really getting much though...

 

[R-X-R]

this reminds me of the rap made by steven colbert to michael steele by using michael steele's speeches lol.,,

 

[ScratchNSniff]

Bump...please someone help me...

 

[kickniteasy]

what's the grade level? Does it have to include all of those subjects? I do these pretty frequently but it's a lot easier if subject matter is narrowed down (6/7 LA teacher)

 

[thorracing271]

PANTS ON THE GROUND
PANTS ON THE GROUND
LOOKIN LIKE A FOOL WITH YO PANTS ON THE GROUND

see, its not that hard.

 

[jred321]

First Part
Last year I went away for spring break
a trip to cancun i did take
i saw a set of boobies that looked fake
the next morning my head sure did ache

Second Part
i picked up my head an saw a booby
unfortunately her face looked kinda scary
i crept out of there so she didn't see
and now it burns when i pee

remember kids: always wrap your junk. word.

 

[ScratchNSniff]

what's the grade level? Does it have to include all of those subjects? I do these pretty frequently but it's a lot easier if subject matter is narrowed down (6/7 LA teacher)

Any grade level...preferably lower grades though...

 

[Blendercloud]

Woke up quick at about noon;
Remembered I had to be in Math class soon.
I gotta catch up before my class begins;
Before my teacher starts bitchin' to all my friends.

About to go and damn near went blind;
Realized I've got syphilis this time.
I tried to play a game of just the tip;
With the neighbor chick and her crazy hips.

"Boys in the Hood" inspired.

 

[mckraut]

Woke up quick at about noon;
Remembered I had to be in Math class soon.
I gotta catch up before my class begins;
Before my teacher starts bitchin' to all my friends.

About to go and damn near went blind;
Realized I've got syphilis this time.
I tried to play a game of just the tip;
With the neighbor chick and her crazy hips.

"Boys in the Hood" inspired.

Pure. Unadulterated. Win.

 

[Blendercloud]

 

[ScratchNSniff]

Well...must say...it is not nearly as bad as another submission someone did...

Yo.. Yo... Yo!...

**** what I said about math
what you need to ******* do is take a motherfucking bath
Then I will ass **** you and make you scream
because my dick is donkey punching the **** out of your spleen


in the lab Mrs Jones asked us to weigh up a brick
I said "**** that b****, come bounce on my dick!"
So she did... ****** her and made that pussy bleed
came around from behind and planted my seed

WERD TO YOUR MOTHER!

you're welcome

 

[civickilla03]

post the ones you wrote man, maybe we can get an idea of what ur goin for

 

[Blendercloud]

Well...must say...it is not nearly as bad as another submission someone did...

Holy sweet baby Jesus... That was graphic!

 

[civickilla03]

i wrote this up real quick

Hey heyyyyy
I got a little story about school today
Had to add subtract and think my way..
To an A, like Phineas and Pherb you say?
Yea its all about school, and makin that grade.

Gotta keep my hands clean, with some hand cream
Cuz I touched susie cue, and she touched you
And you and you and you
And now my tummies gurgling, I got to poo.

 

[genericuser]

so you need us to do your homework for you?? right.. ok..

 

[justanothermp5]

i wrote this up real quick

Hey heyyyyy
I got a little story about school today
Had to add subtract and think my way..
To an A, like Phineas and Pherb you say?
Yea its all about school, and makin that grade.

Gotta keep my hands clean, with some hand cream
Cuz I touched susie cue, and she touched you
And you and you and you
And now my tummies gurgling, I got to poo.

wtf lol what does that second part have to do with school